A little Australian humor.... :-)

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:37 pm

From a friend Down Under....

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the Australian coast.

He radios to the authorities to report her missing, a massive search is
initiated, but the search finds no trace of her. After 48 sleepless hours
he goes home, forlorn.

The next morning there's a knock at the door and he is greeted by a
couple of policemen: an older Sargeant and a younger Constable.

The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you. Unfortunately it's
really bad news, but, a little good news, and possibly some more good news to come'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first...'

The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry, but your wife is confirmed dead.
Young Constable Bill here found her about five fathoms down, stuck in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her body and we pulled it up."

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this, but after a few
minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the "good news" could possibly be?

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife to the surface, there were quite a few really nice crabs hanging on to her, so we netted them and brought them to you.'

He hands the bloke a bucket with four or five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's a silver lining to this dark cloud.....so what's this other "possible good news to come"?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you've got time to join us, me and young Bill
here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're planning to run out to the reef there and pull her up again...."

#57 · Post by **#57** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:38 am

Now thats one I didnt see coming! #57

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:56 am

Bob, You checked into your friends place of residence recently? Do they have other people wearing 3p type shooting jackets as well?

Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:16 am

Innocent wrote:Bob, You checked into your friends place of residence recently? Do they have other people wearing 3p type shooting jackets as well?

Innocent

LOL.... he's actually quite a fisherman

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:15 am

he's actually quite a fisherman

Catching fish and catching crabs are quite different, you know.

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:19 am

Innocent wrote:
he's actually quite a fisherman
Catching fish and catching crabs are quite different, you know.

Ones harder to explain then the other

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:04 am

Don't bother to explain.. just don't come home with something you didn't leave with.

Innocent

malinois · Post by **malinois** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:20 am

lol...I have heared that before

mordecai · Post by **mordecai** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:44 pm

nice...

1armoured · Post by **1armoured** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:00 pm

or,

.....don't come home with something you can't scrub off with soap !

cheers,
SS

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:01 pm

Sean, my dear, lipstick stains.....

Innocent

1armoured · Post by **1armoured** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:42 pm

Depends where you get it !

cheers,
SS

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:18 pm

Depends where you get it !

No comment.....

Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:01 am

Innocent wrote:
Depends where you get it !
No comment.....
Innocent

WOW.. speechless huh That's a first

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:42 am

Only speechless on this side of the berm buddy, I'm Innocent.....