Birds & the Bee's

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:26 am

A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the Birds & the Bee's.

"I don't want to know" the child said bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.
At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech…..
If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for”.

(No kid.... that's after you say 'I do'

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malinois · Post by **malinois** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:18 am

Nice one.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:26 am

Malinios..thought you would like that one.

Innocent

ShooterP14 · Post by **ShooterP14** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:34 pm

Bob259 wrote:If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for”.

Some would say that is only true after marriage.

Not me, but there are some.

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