Damned auto correct
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Merlin
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Damned auto correct
I am so sorry neighbor. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"
"Only God can judge me." Merlin
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"Merlin..Your'e a rimfire whore." God
NRA Lever Action Silhouette - You get more clang for your bang with lever action silhouette.....
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OldRanger
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Re: Damned auto correct
Lol, mind if I steal that one. Thats funny right there!
I buy all my guns from t-rex. He's a small arms dealer.