To all Budding Engineers

[Innocent]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

[Another Dang 9]

And you call yourself innocent....

[Innocent]

My mother managed her fathers racehorses in the 30's, not me. I deal with birds, not big critters that can hurt you.

Innocent

[Another Dang 9]

I saw a Macaw ( I think thats how its spelled) almost bite a guys finger off. I've never gone near one since. It liked other people just not this guy.

[Innocent]

Macaws just have strong beaks, their bites aren't bad if you know what you are doing, it's those little guys that get in the quick of your nails that hurt for a long time.
But like any wild animal, they are just that. We have bears eating dogs in local neighborhoods now, and the idiots can't understand why...they been there before and never eaten any dogs???
M

[Another Dang 9]

we have the same problem here but with coyotes. Funny, ever since they banned trapping here the coyotes have exploded...I wonder if there is any corralation!

[Innocent]

Hey the Wildlife officers put out some bear traps...but the press had cameras on them all night, didn't catch anything.....I wonder why?

[ShooterP14]

Hey the Wildlife officers put out some bear traps...but the press had cameras on them all night, didn't catch anything.....I wonder why?

Reminds me of a story back in the 80's, from a game warden, about a guy he saw in a tree stand with his "boom box" blaring away. He asked if he had seen any deer and the guy responded "Nope, pretty slow today". When asked if he checked his licence, he responded "What for?"