Snakes

[Bob259]

I went fishing last weekend but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South

[Innocent]

Yes it is...especially with a little Potato juice! Snakes taste good too, when cooked with the right spices.

Innocent

[BCloninger]

Oooh! A Louisiana fetching snake!