Conservative or liberal?

[Bob259]

Test:

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".


Well I forwarded it to you, so you know where I stand.

[BCloninger]

Who was spitting and snarling outside congress the other day?

[CWS]

We're not sure just who it was displaying the reported bad behavior... since out of all those cameras and phones and recording devices, no one can seem to find the bad behavior reported by the Honorable Ms. Sheila Jackson-Lee and others of the Black Caucus. Ms. Lee, if you'll remember, is the Mensa candidate that once requested NASA to drive the Mars Rover "over to where we planted the flag that time..." so she could see it again. As Bugs would say... "What a Maroon..."

[BCloninger]

Intelligence is different from common sense, otherwise engineering designs would always work. Political preference is also separate from manners, just like enthusiasm can get out of hand. Irrational, unreasonable things will happen.

God is great, Beer is good, People are crazy.

[Bob259]

...........God is great, Beer is good, People are crazy.

I'll second that.

[duckgumbo]

I just had to get in this fray!

I am a die-hard conservative and the MOST politically incorrect asshole you will EVER know.

It sure is funny that none of the Liberal Fucktard media has a sound bite of the "n" word that was used or a video of the spitting. If you want to talk about Racists. then let's call a Spade an spade (no pun intended) as the Black Caucus (Not African American Caucus as none of the cumwads was ever born in Africa with the exception of Obama!) is more racist than I ever was, am now, or will be. What about Miss White America? What about White Achievement Day? What about White History month?

These black assholes in Congress NEVER were spit on or call the "N" word by a true Conservative! I would never call then that as there are more derogatory terms that they deserve!

Tired of ranting!

The US is now a Socialist state with a Muslim in charge! I cannot wait until November when there will be truly something to be thankful for!

[BCloninger]

Does the class have any questions?

[Innocent]

Yes, which side of the fence in Sgt O'Ducky on?

Innocent

[ShooterP14]

... which side of the fence in Sgt O'Ducky on?

Innocent

Which side? I think he tore it out of the ground and shoved it up their ass!

[Another Dang 9]

[quote="duckgubo

The US is now a Socialist state with a Muslim in charge! I cannot wait until November when there will be truly something to be thankful for![/quote]

Ducky you assume we will still be allowed to vote! When they burn the bill of rights we will be in utopia or france or some other near third would shit hole. Oh the joy of it all!

[mordecai]

Ducky you assume we will still be allowed to vote! When they burn the bill of rights we will be in utopia or france or some other near third would shit hole. Oh the joy of it all!

Oh, you can always vote, you just may have to do it from the rooftops.

[malinois]

I think it was all bull shit...If some one really had spat or used the n-word they would be playing it to death in the media. Besides whats the big deal with the n-word those brothers are always calling them selves that.

[duckgumbo]

Malinois,

You are totally correct. It is total bullshit. Where are the soundbites and the video's? With all the media around, where is the proof?

Just look who is spewing this hatred and racist shit - the most racist bastards around!

Do we have a White Caucus? NO!

[Bob259]

.....Just look who is spewing this hatred and racist shit - the most racist bastards around!
Do we have a White Caucus? NO!

And can you imagine the out cry if that was even suggested.... What's good for the goose is not good for the gander in this case. Add to that 'White Entertainment TV', 'White Urban League', 'National White Alliance' and the list goes on...

[duckgumbo]

Bob,

You are on the right track! How about Miss White America? The list is endless. How about WTV? White TV?

I am tired of all this Politically Correct bullshit. Fuck 'em all and feed 'em fish heads!

Hey, my post count is going up!