Ain't this the truth...
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Bob259
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Ain't this the truth...
Ain't this the truth
ONLY IN AMERICA …. WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET GM AND CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN,
LET GM and CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS. THEN FIRE THE CEO's WITH GIANT SEVERENCE PACKAGES AND NATIONALIZE THE COMPANIES SO THE TAX PAYERS CAN PAY OFF ALL THE DEBT!!
ONLY IN AMERICA …. A FINANCIAL CRISIS REQUIRES SWIFT ACTION BY CONGRESS TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN THEY GO ON VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT FINDS THE TIME TO SIGN IT.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. YOU CAN BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. CAN CONGRESS MAKE LAWS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO, OR INTEND TO, FOLLOW.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. THE VICE PRESIDENT
DECLARES 'JOBS' A 3 LETTER WORD.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND FOR TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... CAN POLITICIANS BLAME OTHERS FOR THEIR OWN FAILURES.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO IF YOU'RE LEGAL.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT YOU MUST HAVE A
WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT EXPLAINING WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. DO WE WORRY ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THEIR NOSES, WHILE THEIR ASSOCIATES ARE BEHEADING CAPTIVES AND BLOWING UP CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH SUICIDE BOMBERS.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT HAVING A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
And ONLY IN AMERICA .... WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE
PRESIDENT BUSH'S FAULT.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET GM AND CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN,
LET GM and CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS. THEN FIRE THE CEO's WITH GIANT SEVERENCE PACKAGES AND NATIONALIZE THE COMPANIES SO THE TAX PAYERS CAN PAY OFF ALL THE DEBT!!
ONLY IN AMERICA …. A FINANCIAL CRISIS REQUIRES SWIFT ACTION BY CONGRESS TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN THEY GO ON VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT FINDS THE TIME TO SIGN IT.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. YOU CAN BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. CAN CONGRESS MAKE LAWS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO, OR INTEND TO, FOLLOW.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. THE VICE PRESIDENT
DECLARES 'JOBS' A 3 LETTER WORD.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND FOR TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... CAN POLITICIANS BLAME OTHERS FOR THEIR OWN FAILURES.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO IF YOU'RE LEGAL.
ONLY IN AMERICA .... CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT YOU MUST HAVE A
WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT EXPLAINING WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. DO WE WORRY ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THEIR NOSES, WHILE THEIR ASSOCIATES ARE BEHEADING CAPTIVES AND BLOWING UP CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH SUICIDE BOMBERS.
ONLY IN AMERICA …. YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT HAVING A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
And ONLY IN AMERICA .... WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE
PRESIDENT BUSH'S FAULT.
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BlauBear
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Re: Ain't this the truth...
According to the three envelope theory of management Obama's next step is a reorganization.
"If the America people ever allow private banks to control the issuance of their currencies, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all their prosperity" - TJ
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malinois
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Re: Ain't this the truth...
Its a load...Unfortunately we are out numbered with more comming and breeding every day !!! I was going to call in sick, but I remenbered all the ones on wellfare I am supporting. The things these idiots are doing would have got some of them hung for treason not to long ago....Actually I am wrong..they are not stupid.....They know exacly what they are doing....Vote them out now...Before we lose are country.