Command of F troop

[tomkatt51]

To the Right Honorable Kommander Kitty...the Tomkatt wishes to enlist in F troop...and to just jump right out there and nominate myself for the position of Minister of Propaganda and Misinformation. References are available on a "need-to-know" basis. Suffice to say a history of such exists. Just ask any of my ex-wifes...or, perhaps the Minister of Misdirection...anyway, many would attest to the fact that I rarely get shit right, so it just seems like 't would be quite th' natural spot for an old retired outlaw and a veteran stirrer-of-the-soup...a job to which I seem to have been born. Please consider said application to be submitted, and I eagerly anticipate your reply.
Respectfully (and with tongue firmly planted in cheek...) yours,
The delegate from Feather Hill and outlaw-at-large,
Tomkatt51

[tbone49]

The ONLY way to check that out is with Evelio the Mad Cubano! He speaks fluent Espanol!

If you don't mind a little twang with your beans and rice

[Bob259]

It appears our Commander is sleeping in again today All is quiet on the Southern front, or maybe it's that gas thing bothering him again.

[jneihouse]

Am up an at em this am....Evelio is quiet, maybe he being "politically correct" towards this.....Hey Evelio, if you're out there we need you buddy....Was dealing with an unfortunate accident with the lawn tractor deck this am.....Was changing belts and springs for summer maintainence in order to put the Fort in order before moving to the mobile command posts and the damn thing slipped off the stand and pinned my left wrist between it and the concrete and my right forearm was squeezed in the mid part of the son of a bitch, I mean Cub Cadet deck....I know, I know I went to school so I wouldn't have to do that kind of stuff.....My bad....Won't stop the show however...

Kitty

[duckgumbo]

Having computer problems and on Robin's now. Will get back soon hopefully

[tomkatt51]

...pondering ridin' down to Winnie w/Kitty...might, but if I do, I'm gonna take my old, fat, gassy dog with, just to level the playing field, "gas"-wise...I'm a skinny guy and can't really contend, but ol' S'not, now THERE'S a true gas-meister! Might be fun, but must arrange for portable oxygen supply, to survive said road-trip...

[jneihouse]

TomKatt, welcome to F Troop....Guaranteed to be the last enlistment you will ever need to make your life complete.

CINC Kitty
of the truly independent nation of F Troop

[tomkatt51]

...Kitty, wouldn't that be "the rank-ass independent nation...?

[malinois]

Evelio is still trying to get the sand out of his....God knows what. last time I was down that way I was still finding sand in my equipment 2 weeks after.