Southern Nats BS award

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:11 pm

According to the Chickster the BS award at Winnsboro will go to a new level this year! I do believe that we will NOT have a repeat winner as Gator is in a slight lead at this time and has not made a personal appearance at the match; however, the Chickster is in stealth mode and may be sneaking up on him. I cannot get a handle on the Dawg, but feel that he may be a little too long in the tooth for such an attack from all sides. I do know that the inaugural winner, Bill Shaver, WILL be back this year to defend his first title.

Some advice to the Left Coast shooters - bring hip boots as the poo poo may get a little too deep for ya'll!

Just remember that the shooitng is secondary! I have secured the coveted Orange FPDC shirts for this year's special awards.

Duckgumbeaux[/i]

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:20 pm

I, of course, am not in the running for the award because I approach silhouette shooting with the reverence that such a refined sport deserves.....Of course I have been know to instigate some of the situations from which the BS come from...................

ajj · Post by **ajj** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:21 pm

All my best material is too subtle for you guys.

nomad · Post by **nomad** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:29 pm

I don't understand...

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:42 pm

I do believe that the Dawg is runnin' scared! It will be interesting to see what all the semi-professional BS'ers come up with. It is a good thing that we do not allow WGC members to qualify as I am afraid that most of the contenders may not be able to hang. Just remember that WGC instituted the infamous Golden Patty award! It takes a BS'er to know one!

I hope that the Vegans from the Left Coast are up to the challenge. They can quietly BS anyone! I have seen it in action in PeEll. Good thing that Marvelous Marv is not coming. He makes Dawg and Gator look like Ned and the First reader!

Duckgumbo

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:30 pm

Mr. Ded Duk Gumbo...You give me way to much credit...There is no way I could hang with the likes of the company you mentioned....Besisdes...way too much grass to....mow...and not enough muny to travel....have fun at the So. Nats....Marv....

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:28 am

duckgumbo wrote: Just remember that WGC instituted the infamous Golden Patty award! It takes a BS'er to know one!
Good thing that Marvelous Marv is not coming. He makes Dawg and Gator look like Ned and the First reader!
Duckgumbo

Fact is that it was "business as usual" and the WGC gang didn't know much about BS until someone from outside said "Aw, that's BS" and they took it as a complement.

Hey Dawg - Kinda feel like we are getting our amateur status threatened? I realized this weekend with Shaver that we are still neophytes in this game and now DukGoo or whatever his name is has brought foreigners from the nawth and west to blind-side us. Bet they don't even eat grits. Chickster is no problem since his presence is easily detectable. "Cluck-Cluck" Don't mind that competition since being from AK he is probably a grit eater, thus cleansing his soul of evil spirits.

And the games continue....

Gator

ajj · Post by **ajj** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:49 am

AK is Alaska. AR is Arkansas. No BS.
Marvin, you should check with David about your appearance money. He pays me and Nomad to attend.

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:06 am

Sorry 'bout that ajj. That's really movin y'all up nawth.

Is it possible however, that inaccuracy is the essence of BS?

Gator[/img]

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:16 am

ajj,

Just consider the source - Gator! In Georgia, apparently the gene pool is not too deep!

Gator,

I beg to differ! Louisiana invented the game of BS. If you do not believe me, just look at our past politicians! Many of whom are incarcerated in Federal Motels!

Be sure and bring a tap lock for the Amber Bock! Me thinks that interlopers spied what tap we were drinking out of last year! Maybe too much BS and they were getting even!

Dawg,

Just keep hanging low and indiscrete. You may still have a slight chance, but it is extremely silght considering the quality of competition.

Limey,

Are you still coming in Tuesday? You definitely need to to prepare for the onslaught of PooPoo! Do I need to loan you hip boots? Just remember that speaking in an accent that some consider to be a foreign language is NOT going to be of benefit to you in the BS warfare! Practice your ya'll and other southern language nuances to give you a modicum of chance!

Respectfully submitted,
Duck Gumbeaux

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:22 am

Gator,

It is all a ploy for you and I to give away our game plan so them yank's can catch us with our draws down but I have decided to take the Nathen Bedford Forrester attitude and lay and wait, just call me the gray ghost dawg.

Let them pound their chests and flay about, strut and crow like bantty roosters , but when we roll in they will all run like they did at Bull Run (Manassas, VA.) cause they will know the true BS'ers have stepped into town.

I applaud their effort, and was I not so sure of your's and my ability I may have felt the least bit intimidated. But , then again consider the source.

Carry on, Carry on