Last Dance Weekly Update

[Innocent]

Hey only 26 more posts to go, Sarge!
Innocent

[CZforlife]

Dear Ducky, Hammy and I forgot to list our dietary requirements, they are as follows.

1.) No Gritts
2.) No Racoon, possum, or any other type of road kill you hillbillies fancy.
3.) No Goose eggs or Gator tail
4.) And lastly us city slickers will supply everyone with an all you can eat buffet of bullshit!



Thank you very much and Have a nice day!!!

[Bob259]

Dear Ducky, Hammy and I forgot to list our dietary requirements, they are as follows.

1.) No Gritts
2.) No Racoon, possum, or any other type of road kill you hillbillies fancy.
3.) No Goose eggs or Gator tail
4.) And lastly us city slickers will supply everyone with an all you can eat buffet of bullshit!



Thank you very much and Have a nice day!!!

Boy... I say Boy... Don't you be picking on Sargent O'Ducky, show some respect for your elders (and the MATCH DIRECTOR!!!!!)

[CZforlife]

He started it, and this was all Hammy's idea.

[Bob259]

He started it, and this was all Hammy's idea.

Don't.. I say don't be blaming this on Hammy.

[Innocent]

First of all what is this with the Clemson Featherless Chicken BS? Second, Coon A$$ ain't bad but Beaver is better for you city slickers that don't know.
Third, Goose egg season is over, so if you guys are lucky enough to get close to the Mexican Woks you'll be lucky to taste some fine fresh chicken eggs.
Fourth, if your smart you don't ask what it is, just taste it and if you don't like it then wash it down with more beer (that stuff is nasty anyway).
Fifth, Chubby Baby, if you think you pass out some BS on a buffett, you ain't seen nothing yet, oh yeah a fifth of 18 year old single malt scotch is the bare minimum you'll be able to get away with for a start of an apology
to a fine host.

Innocent

[hambone49]

I had nothing to do with it, but that was a pretty good post, Huey. And Mary, although this kid will eat anything, I am positive he's never had any beaver.

[Bob259]

................although this kid will eat anything, I am positive he's never had any beaver.

I'm sure of that as well... if he did his shooting would have gone to hell

[CZforlife]

It has gone to hell...

[duckgumbo]

Just got directed to this post via Chubby Baby. CB if you think you can dish out the bullshit bring it on! We are old, cantankerous and have forgot more than you will ever know about dishing it out! We have been attacked by the best and they have gone away with tails between their legs! Your measly pathetically idea of your ability to bullshit is totally welcome as Jerry and I love to have a target and you are squarely in the cross hairs!

My prediction after 22 years of running this match is that Chubby Baby Huey will fold like a cheap suit when he hits the firing line! His only hope of any type of victory is to choose three more than capable members for his Coonass Team! Oh yeah, be sure and come up with a unique name or we will pick one for you. Better yet, we do not care what you name your team, Jerry and I will have one for you by then!

We control the match and microphone!

[jneihouse]

Does BH not remind you a little bit about the young pitcher in the Costner movie Bull Durham.....Son, you ain't seen major league pitching yet...you is fixing to get lit up!!

Kitty

[CZforlife]

I'm not worried. A good shooter is confident and knowing in his/her capabilities. I've been in more than a few hostile situations and I always rise to the occasion! I live for pressure! I will show you guys just as I have shown the others in the past aswell.

[CZforlife]

PS I starch the hell out of my suits!

[Innocent]

I live for pressure!

Calling all bear, elk and any other wild animal calls on cell phones that we can broadcast live for the unshakable Chubby Baby Huey.

Innocent

[duckgumbo]

BH would living for pressure mean that you rose to the occasion against Susan and Mini Kitty? Trust me son you are still in the Minor Leagues! When you get into AA, let me and Kitty know! If there was a hall of fame for bullshit at matches, we have several competitors that qualify and you are certainly not one. You have to earn your keep first and walk the walk! Maybe after 30 years of this sport you will realize it. Jerry and I cannot wait to clip your wings!

Also, the Sheriff is well aware of your boasting and will be available to quell discord in the ranks! The only thing we need here this year is the infamous Chicken George! He could talk the horns off of a billy goat! Unfortunately he has a birthday party to host for his son so we will be honoring him with a few choice quotes attributed to him. Limey will also be missed and may have been the only one to succeed in getting to Sandbagger Steiger at first.