Southern Nationals

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:09 pm

Now there is 'sum' interesting British in the last statement from the Limeaux "role??? out the boat" Hey Fido, Limeaux is trying to get me to take sides, Dawgs Vs Vultures, I say as an officially trained tree hugging liberal (MPA) I can ride the fence and hold on to the side bets as they go by right? But I guess my money is on the Vultures deep inside, somehow they seem to end up with more finesse than a dog.

Innocent

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:12 pm

Besides the chinese (back to sharpies) zodiac for me is a rat, not too many vultures get a hold of rats, they do eat the dead dogs on the road though.

Innocent

papabear · Post by **papabear** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:08 pm

I like Sharpies.
My favorite is the Sharpie that is actually retractable.
Now you see it now you dont.
Only pops out when you need it.
Worst is when it pops out at the most embarrasing moments.

slowstdy · Post by **slowstdy** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:21 pm

I should explain the Boat, i am told that you cannot bet in LA unless you are in a boat, and thats what the boat is for at the back of the club house at winnie. As i write this I remember who told me, and it is most likely BS. He also told me it was illegal to give beer to a moose, which is strange, because in these parts it's considered foreplay.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:34 pm

Boat, hmm I can imagine who might have fed you that line at Winny but not not giving beer to a moose..... That is another issue and can be a very serious one, the foreplay part, I've been told that anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours of begging is the definition of that.
So I'm not sure what the BS lines are like in the -12 temps but now I'm clear as to why there are so many births in late Aug to Sept.

Ciao,
Innocent

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:42 pm

Yep.. sounds like there ain't much else to do around those parts this time of year...

1armoured · Post by **1armoured** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:35 pm

Mary, Kitty, and Dawg,

Now here's a real 'dawg', ...'out of Africa', like me.

And Inedible I would imagine !

(You might just end up on the wrong side of the fork if you try !)

Who says they can't climb trees,.... if they really want a hat !

cheers,

Sean in 'Godzone'.

Evelio Mc Donald · Post by **Evelio Mc Donald** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:07 pm

Hey guys, gal I thought this supposed to be a Silhouette shooting related forum, but I have not read anything related to shooting, except shooting B.S.
I just thought I start something, since Masterbator is gone
How are you doing Duckie. I just bought a jug of really good stuff, paid $ 129.00 for it, I am saving for Jacksonville, maybe we can get Mary to try some.
Adios.

slowstdy · Post by **slowstdy** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:06 pm

Sour puss

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:26 am

Sean,
Nice looking dog, much more handsome that the thing General Fido has posted on his avatar.

Evelio,
What makes you think I will not try any of that stuff, depends on the mood man, and I do not drink the cheap stuff that leaves you with a hangover. Have to shoot the next day ya know.

Mary

slowstdy · Post by **slowstdy** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:40 am

1armoured
He's not climing the tree, that UFO is beaming him up....LOL

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:55 am

Limey,
With muscles like that he can go anywhere he likes!!!

Cheers,
Innocent

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:32 am

Evelio,

This is a forum for all aspects of silhouette shooting and with the posts by Mary, Dawg and Limey it is living proof that shooting the s*** is what they do best! As is obvious by Chicken besting Limey last year in the actually shooting event (even with a handicap)!

I always thought that BS was a major part of our game. If you do not believe that, just ask Masshole! Or Bozo!

Don't take this sport too serioussly, it will shorten your life and become like a game of golf (the most frustrating and redassing of all sports)!

Just for you Evelio - Las Nalgus Rojas!

Let the games begin. We are getting in prize products as I write.

slowstdy · Post by **slowstdy** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:51 am

Duckygumbo
You make it sound like he gave ME a handicap:
"As is obvious by Chicken besting Limey last year in the actually shooting event (even with a handicap)!"
I gave him a Handicap of 24 animals... Then he only beat me by 4.
Dawg is going to do the negotiating for me this year, he has a certain intimidating stile I love, Like banging his head with a steel chair..... You gota love class.
And, as far as shooting the S***, better than shooting, I intend to make you eat your words this year. Just watch the score board, you are going to strain your neck looking up.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:06 pm

Hey Limey,
Don't forget "it's all in the spotta".

Does that mean Chris has to spot for Chicken?

Innocent

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