Adios!

[Jim Beckley]

I'm not going to mention any names, but I was with this certain individual in camping space 98, Whittington Center, this year. One of our shooting faternity just had a teeny tiny, small , operation recently, that left his family jewels as just mere ornaments! Trying to lift his spirits, I ask the guy if he at least went down swinging, put up any kind of a fight at all, and sad to say I don't even think there was a wimper. X-pilot, any comments?

[Bob259]

You're bad Jim

[malinois]

Oh dam the old el Nuter...

[jneihouse]

Ouch!!....Not intending to hi-jack the thread, but a comment along the same lines..True story...son-in-law, youngest daughter's husband, recently had a benighn cyst removed from his scrotum....in closing things up, the surgeon inadvertently stitched one of his testicles to his nut sack....all you father-in-laws out there will understand when I say...LMAO..

Kitty

[malinois]

lol...funny for you !!!

[Innocent]

Making a sports model out of a family sedan eh ummm unknown number 98? Can't post on this side of the berm but will make comment directly when I see you next.

Innocent M

[Jerry G]

You guys are funny. What a way st start my day, reading this stuff.

[Innocent]

Hey Jerry G...it can put you bed with a smile also...and a lot of the real jokesters are on in the evening.

Innocent

[malinois]

You have to admit that the gun talk 24/7 is not 1/10 as funny as this sh....you just can't make it up....lol

[Innocent]

Hey were else can you advertise your most recent snipping?


Innocent

[Dee]

Ouch!!....Not intending to hi-jack the thread, but a comment along the same lines..True story...son-in-law, youngest daughter's husband, recently had a benighn cyst removed from his scrotum....in closing things up, the surgeon inadvertently stitched one of his testicles to his nut sack....all you father-in-laws out there will understand when I say...LMAO..

Kitty

Lets see here the instructions say to stitch part A to part B ok... That is tooooooo funny, of course it is one of those better him than me type deals. I was just about to go for the clip and snip when the wife found out she needed her plumbing removed. While I know it is more involved I was glad my jewels got a reprieve from the firing squad at the last moment. Felt like a Governors pardon.


So what is the pay out for accidently sewing someones nad to their sack? Does it pay out by the stitch?


Dee

[malinois]

guess the new name is onehunglow

[jneihouse]

I'm curious to see what effect cold weather has on his situation........doc told him it'd be allright....of course I'm encouraging him to worry....I'm such a good father in law.....

Kitty

[Jim Beckley]

My personal plan is to leave with them in working order, a couple of ex-wifes and a girl friend or two have had other thoughts, but the way I look at it maybe I'll be about 85 and hit the lottery and hook up with an interesting young gal (read golddigger) who really loves me and wants to start a family! What would I say Dr. Cutem Up has already got to em?

[Innocent]

JB....I suppose your back up plan is to die after age 100...by gunshot wound to the back from a jealous husband while climbing out the bedroom window of some fine young thing.


Innocent