Who is your REAL BEST FRIEND?

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Who is your REAL BEST FRIEND?

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How do you find out your REAL BEST FRIEND?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.



Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

It's the DOG.
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But something amazing has happened..... it now appears the dog gets to stay in the house and I and now reside in the Dog house... go figure all in the name of science :-)
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Bob259...you are supposed to have flowers for you wife, not dog treats in the pocket. She might have been more receptive than the dog then.

Dog houses have their advantages, less area to clean, more cozy....

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Innocent wrote:Bob259...you are supposed to have flowers for you wife, not dog treats in the pocket. She might have been more receptive than the dog then.

Dog houses have their advantages, less area to clean, more cozy....

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Now you tell me :wink:
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Now you tell me
You are the one that started the experiment without asking for Commander Kitty's opinion first... And If you had asked on this forum first you wouldn'e believe the answers you might have gotten.

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Innocent wrote:
Now you tell me
You are the one that started the experiment without asking for Commander Kitty's opinion first... And If you had asked on this forum first you wouldn'e believe the answers you might have gotten.

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The same Commander Kitty that got the wrong size thong he is still wearing :-)
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Now in Comander Kitty's defense....he thought he was getting the correct size thong, it was mis marked on the hanger.


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Innocent wrote:Now in Comander Kitty's defense....he thought he was getting the correct size thong, it was mis marked on the hanger.


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Oh ya... now thats believable.
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Bob259 wrote:
Innocent wrote:
Now you tell me
You are the one that started the experiment without asking for Commander Kitty's opinion first... And If you had asked on this forum first you wouldn'e believe the answers you might have gotten.

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The same Commander Kitty that got the wrong size thong he is still wearing :-)
Commando Kitty?! :shock:
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Bob259...I've seen Hot Mama pick out a pair of swim trunks for one fine chef...supposed to be large, at least that was what was marked on the hanger...they were XXX and she didn't notice the size difference.

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Commando Kitty?!
Somebody forgot to tell him that SpongBob thongs are usually in kids sizes.


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Size matters.
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