New Storm Warning for Benton

GeoNLR · Post by **GeoNLR** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:45 am

WARNING!!!!

Cullpepper is mere hours from my house. Forecast calls for showers (Beer & Jim Beam) and storms (Steak, Shrimp, Tree Rat dumplings, etc)...

Local residents are advised to stay indoors and to not feed the animals!

This front should hover in the Bryant/Benton area until early Monday morning! Please be advised....

Let the games begin!

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:52 am

Have Cully on the phone now...he's already fine and sounding good. Hear the shrimp are good, but he really is lookibg for a good steak.
Rumor has it that El Puma is sending cooking equipment to Benton, so there should be some good eating.
And plenty of BS.

Innocent

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:59 am

So George, this will be the first Major Storm from Woolmarket MS to blow into your new neighborhood???.....Poor folks don't know what's about to hit..

Kitty

GeoNLR · Post by **GeoNLR** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:57 am

jneihouse wrote:So George, this will be the first Major Storm from Woolmarket MS to blow into your new neighborhood???.....Poor folks don't know what's about to hit..

Kitty

Rgr that Kitty, Rgr that... I have talked with the neighbors and warned them, but you know, some things you just gotta see for yourself to understand....

Chicken

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:11 am

GeoNLR wrote:
jneihouse wrote:So George, this will be the first Major Storm from Woolmarket MS to blow into your new neighborhood???.....Poor folks don't know what's about to hit..

Kitty
Rgr that Kitty, Rgr that... I have talked with the neighbors and warned them, but you know, some things you just gotta see for yourself to understand....

Chicken

CG, Did you also warn them of the probable 'Moon' over Benton gang

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:31 pm

Oh man - I'm already queasy and you have to call up horrible memories...

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:47 pm

George;

I know I'm ignorant, but I just gotta ask, what the h@11 is that avatar? That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. It don't look like your and I don't get the joke. Sorry, you hafta tell me.

dwl

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:33 pm

Haha.. that's the Louisianna governor, I believe. No joke.

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:48 pm

Naw, it's just George...lost a little weight and got a spray on tan.....

Kitty

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:27 pm

The rreal storm has hit Benton Commander Kitty.....Pink 22 and I are here, and doing fine.

Innocent

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:20 pm

Good job Innocent.....Link up with sgt O'Ducky and secure a place for the mobile command center....Glad you and Pink 22 made it safe and sound...both so unstable and all.

Commander Kitty

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:01 pm

Regarding the steaks, shrimps, and tree rats, how about the cold shoulder?

This is what I got when I arrived with Chuck after he drove 15 frigging hours to get here a day early! Thank God for C W Slaughter (who came from Corpus to see us) and Innocent and Pink TuTu that made my early arrival worth while. The steaks at Butcher Block were almost as good as the whine! Can anyone bring the cheese?

I cannot wait for the the Mexicans to get here so I will be appreciated!

Be sure and log on to Behind the Berm to get the real story after the weekend!

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:06 pm

Sgt Ducky,
The wine was good, but we need to save room for the dessert... The Mexicans are invading tomorrow, and then we can start on some good drinks and food.

Innocent