34 days and counting

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:08 am

Until the kickoff of the first air rifle match at the Southern Nationals, in Winnsboro.

BB...are you coming? Bob259...why work, what would they do if you died today? (oh thats right you now have three dogs to feed). Hambone/late Tbone....time to start planning your attack for the right to an Orange shirt so you can become a member of the Southern Nationals Orange Shirt Society (SNOSS). General Fido...expect to see you on the gambling 'ship' by Thursday at least. Limey, what day are you and Jim coming in, I'm sort of trying to plan on being in early enough to help set up. Massey and much better looking half, I promise I will not be involved in a repeat bridal shower for you two, BTW how did the matching warm pj's fit? Crazy Cuban Evelio...who you betting with this time, and how many points are you thinking they should give you?

Time to start the side bets...will see a bunch of you in Houston in May.

Innocent Mary

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:27 am

Hello Ms. Innocent, since we are Winny virgins, exactly how does one go about obtaining one of these coveted orange shirts? It would go great with my rifle.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:33 am

Hambone, you expect Innocent take advatantage of a Winny virgin? Just put on your ususal BS and let the judges do their thing. Just be careful who you annoy in first few minutes or you might find your tent moved...Port a Potty in your tent or any of number of various minor details happen to you.
Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:44 pm

Mary, MsRev Bear has laid out some ground rules that complicate things and my school schedule wasn't settled until yesterday but it should come together by this evening. It is time to get the paperwork in! I'll have to get your dinner Saturday night so I can scoot out Sunday to make classes Monday afternoon. The way I shot last Saturday, this will be an embarrasment - dang I'm rusty!

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:32 pm

hambone49 wrote:Hello Ms. Innocent, since we are Winny virgins, exactly how does one go about obtaining one of these coveted orange shirts? It would go great with my rifle.

Bone:

I don't know about the rest of the guys, but I had to sleep on a sofa bed in the same room as Mr. and Mrs. Mike Coleman to earn mine. Any more information would have to be disclosed "Behind the Berm".

Byron

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:46 pm

Hello Mr. B, I could do that standing on my head. But please confirm you all weren't in the same bed.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri May 01, 2009 4:27 am

[quote]But please confirm you all weren't in the same bed.[quote] Now Hammy, what makes you request such a response?
Innocent

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:11 am

Just innocently wondering. I would really like that shirt, but not at the expense of my virWinnity.

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:10 am

hambone49 wrote:Hello Mr. B, I could do that standing on my head. But please confirm you all weren't in the same bed.

What happens in Winnie, stays in Winnie...

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:53 am

What happens in Winnie, stays in Winnie... hmmmmm except pictures of full moons?????
Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:08 pm

Innocent wrote:What happens in Winnie, stays in Winnie... hmmmmm except pictures of full moons?????
Innocent

As I recall, only their better sides were shown...

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:25 pm

BB,
Better sides? That is certainly a matter of opinion, and I will behave and not voice mine on that subject.

Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:28 pm

BlauBear wrote:
Innocent wrote:What happens in Winnie, stays in Winnie... hmmmmm except pictures of full moons?????
Innocent
As I recall, only their better sides were shown...

Who was that masked man in the hat????

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:24 pm

259,
Your baiting skills are worse than Jasons BTB. As for know who was in the hat, well I will remain Innocent on that subject...besides you should look at the shoes they were a dead give away.

Innocent

Evelio Mc Donald · Post by **Evelio Mc Donald** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:47 pm

Hambone, it took me about 13 years of Winnie BS before I got my Orange shirt. The best chances of getting one is to show up Thursday, so you have that night, and Friday all day to start accumulating points, and maybe in about 3 or 4 years you might get one. Ofcourse first you must tolerate alcohol, and cigars, by the way if you bring some Cuban cigars it may earn you extra points, as far as bullshit, I know you are allready full of it, so that is more points in your favor, just watch out for Ducky, and some of the Texas crowd. Man I wish you could talk Ahmed into coming, then I won't be the only Crazy Cuban there, but at least I will have a half ass Cuban there !!!!!
Mary, no bets so far, but after the match in Houston, there is no telling what may come up.
Evelio.
Man, 30 days to go and the bullshit is already started.

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