Australian National Territory State Titles this weekend
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daisy
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Australian National Territory State Titles this weekend
Being as some of the lads have started to "talk" about this event I thought it might as well have it's own thread.
Some unkind words have been said towards me after I sent some of my mates an email linking to a new place selling targets.
In the email I might of said something about my maybe getting some of the targets if I am good enough to pickup some ram $$$.
I did not cast any dispersions or wish ill will on any of my mates, be they "slightly?? rotund blokes" or not. After all I am not the smallest bloke, just not as vertically challenged as some .
SO let the games begin.
Daisy
Some unkind words have been said towards me after I sent some of my mates an email linking to a new place selling targets.
In the email I might of said something about my maybe getting some of the targets if I am good enough to pickup some ram $$$.
I did not cast any dispersions or wish ill will on any of my mates, be they "slightly?? rotund blokes" or not. After all I am not the smallest bloke, just not as vertically challenged as some .
SO let the games begin.
Daisy
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Ramslammer
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Daisy aka Captain Ahad
I'm just very short for my weight!! Hope the new 39a works well killing chickens, then you can have another chicken record. Perhaps without The Toad to cheer you on you might choke on us.
The Fat Selector will be waiting floating around waiting for The North American Whaling Company and the harpponing you and the Butcher gave him last time I'm positive you'll set a impressive long run on Whales lol.
Bugle just keep the boulder holder on, as unleashed under recoil those things could be dangerous to other shooters and I'm sure Tasco has his own supply of fitted ladies underwear. 33 in p/c this week????
Juddy
I'm just very short for my weight!! Hope the new 39a works well killing chickens, then you can have another chicken record. Perhaps without The Toad to cheer you on you might choke on us.
The Fat Selector will be waiting floating around waiting for The North American Whaling Company and the harpponing you and the Butcher gave him last time I'm positive you'll set a impressive long run on Whales lol.
Bugle just keep the boulder holder on, as unleashed under recoil those things could be dangerous to other shooters and I'm sure Tasco has his own supply of fitted ladies underwear. 33 in p/c this week????
Juddy
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toad
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hi all
daisy aka captain ahab you should thank your lucky star's that this little fat toad is not coming over because i would kick some ass yours 2
as that harpoon will not enter the old toad skin.
bugle you just let them puppies run free stuff what ramslammer is saying
i would be proud to stand on the firing line and watch them swing 
bear you are one lucky man.
fobis old m8 can i call on you two teach these you guys a lesson as i will
not be there to get my ramslammer money
looking forward to seeing you all at the nat.
regards toad
daisy aka captain ahab you should thank your lucky star's that this little fat toad is not coming over because i would kick some ass yours 2
as that harpoon will not enter the old toad skin.
bugle you just let them puppies run free stuff what ramslammer is saying
i would be proud to stand on the firing line and watch them swing bear you are one lucky man.
fobis old m8 can i call on you two teach these you guys a lesson as i will
not be there to get my ramslammer money
looking forward to seeing you all at the nat.
regards toad
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Bugle
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Bugle
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Hi all
Toad thought some thing we a bit fishy when Ramslammer did not return our phone call on Friday, then Arrived in time for lunch & to get a sight fitted to The Butchers marlin on there way. So being a fellow ramslammer I told he to F###ing do it himself. Anyway He was the one receiving the boot & The Butcher kicked some butts but not enough.
Bear
Toad thought some thing we a bit fishy when Ramslammer did not return our phone call on Friday, then Arrived in time for lunch & to get a sight fitted to The Butchers marlin on there way. So being a fellow ramslammer I told he to F###ing do it himself. Anyway He was the one receiving the boot & The Butcher kicked some butts but not enough.
Bear
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toad
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hi all
well looking at the photo's thar ramslammer took im glad that
the little woman did not let me go.
as the snow looked furkin cold to put it mildly the little fat ramslammer must
have brought the weather back with him as there was snow at tolosa street
last night when we were shooting air.
fobis thanks for the spear m8 .
bugle thanks for telling fobis as you helped him spear me
but in my defence i only told you bugle that a person having a birthday
was coming over and the fact that you though it was slammer is not me
telling you.
am looking forward to meeting mrs fobis
regards toad
well looking at the photo's thar ramslammer took im glad that
the little woman did not let me go.
as the snow looked furkin cold to put it mildly the little fat ramslammer must
have brought the weather back with him as there was snow at tolosa street
last night when we were shooting air.
fobis thanks for the spear m8 .
bugle thanks for telling fobis as you helped him spear me
but in my defence i only told you bugle that a person having a birthday
was coming over and the fact that you though it was slammer is not me
telling you.
am looking forward to meeting mrs fobis
regards toad
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Ramslammer
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the butcher
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Rolling over on Rammslammer
Thanks for confession Toad, I stand vindicated.
We certainly missed your happy smiling face. See you soon with the new shooting bus.
We certainly missed your happy smiling face. See you soon with the new shooting bus.
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toad
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hi all
looking forward to that butcher you can read me you speech
for the upcoming wedding
by the way did ramslammer tell you that we have been given the boot
because you shot all them deer .not allowed to go up unless the owner
can come out with us.
what is it with you bloke's from sydney as soon as you see a pair of
eye's in the light you turn into mr hide with a machine gun.
regards toad
looking forward to that butcher you can read me you speech
for the upcoming wedding
by the way did ramslammer tell you that we have been given the boot
because you shot all them deer .not allowed to go up unless the owner
can come out with us.
what is it with you bloke's from sydney as soon as you see a pair of
eye's in the light you turn into mr hide with a machine gun.
regards toad
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daisy
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They tell me they keep hearing little voices saying " shoot it , shoot shoot shoot shoot it" Must be the ghost of Van Diemen.toad wrote:hi all
looking forward to that butcher you can read me you speech
for the upcoming wedding
by the way did ramslammer tell you that we have been given the boot
because you shot all them deer .not allowed to go up unless the owner
can come out with us.
what is it with you bloke's from sydney as soon as you see a pair of
eye's in the light you turn into mr hide with a machine gun.
regards toad
Daisy
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the butcher
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reply to the toad
SPEECH!!! Did I mention my nervous stutter which is brought on by public speeking? As to the slain deer ,I was only performing my civic duty after all if they had done nothing wrong why would they run ?