Southern Nats Cow Patty Award

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:44 pm

Since everyone in this part of this fabulous forum wants to indulge in BS. I am starting this thread so that Jerry and I will have some warning as to who the serious contenders will be regarding the coveted Golden Cow Patty Award. The second most prestigious award at the Southern Nationals after the Franklin parish Detention Center Orange Tee Shirts!

There are NO rules regarding the awarding of the shirts and the Patty, but be aware that too much effort on an individuals part or even the hint of how bad they want to be the ultimate winner will be held against said competitor regarding their qualification for these awards. Just ask Limey how long it took him to get a shirt! Also remember when Willie Bill Zander won the Patty and was not even aware of how much BS he was spreading! Hip boots were needed that year with all the wanna-bees!

Ya'll might want to take into mind that the Sunshine Classic is a perfect warm-up for the Patty and that the Mid-South Classic is the ideal ending to a great silhouette season.

In closing, I want to say "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:27 pm

With all the big league BS'ers in the sport, a quiet, shy gentleman such as myself will never be in the running..........

Kitty

chardonnay · Post by **chardonnay** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:04 pm

Kitty you are the king of bling... what more could you want?

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:06 pm

True.......what more could a guy want????.....Need to get me some gold chains and a big white panama hat with a feather......That's what I need...yeah.....

Kitty

unkmike7 · Post by **unkmike7** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:53 pm

jneihouse wrote:With all the big league BS'ers in the sport, a quiet, shy gentleman such as myself will never be in the running..........

Kitty

Wad' he say??..........

slowstdy · Post by **slowstdy** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:28 pm

I had to be born again twice before i got a Tee shirt, so i know i stand no chance of winning the GCPA (Golden Cow Pat Award), but if by some chance i did win it I would quite unselfishly dedicated it, and the enormous cash prize that comes with it, to world peace, Craw Fish to the needy, the Daiquiri Shack in St Joseph, Bobbies, Chicken George's worm farm, publishing the NRA"S new book, "Promoting & Prize giving in silhouette shooting", duckgumbo for president , and the campaign to bring the NRA sling shot silhouette Nationals to Winnsboro.

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:44 am

jneihouse wrote:True.......what more could a guy want????.....Need to get me some gold chains and a big white panama hat with a feather......That's what I need...yeah.....

Kitty

Platinum, Panama, Peacock feather and stack heels. I

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:47 am

If it only were not too hot in Winnsboro to wear a big white fur coat......

Kitty

GeoNLR · Post by **GeoNLR** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:40 pm

To the Officials of said award:

Dear Sirs, your contest is rigged. The field is RAMPANT with sand-baggers and want to-be participant ants.

I personally feel that the only road to take IS THE HIGH road, and encourage everyone not
To get caught up in the fan fair

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:07 pm

Kitty,

Need to get me some gold chains and a big white panama hat with a feather......That's what I need...yeah.....

What color feather would you like?????
Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:12 pm

[quote="GeoNLR"]To the Officials of said award:

Dear Sirs, your contest is rigged. The field is RAMPANT with sand-baggers and want to-be participant ants.

I personally feel that the only road to take IS THE HIGH road, and encourage everyone not
To get caught up in the fan fair

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:14 pm

What color feather would you like?????

Ohhh, anything that matches my quiet, introspective nature....

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:55 pm

Innocent wrote:Kitty,
Need to get me some gold chains and a big white panama hat with a feather......That's what I need...yeah.....

What color feather would you like?????
Innocent

Mary, a bright Red one to go with his rifle would look nice. Must keep the 'Bling' factor in mind for Kitty.

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:03 pm

C'mon Bob 259...who are you really?

Name please, just as Duckgumbeaux has suggested.

What do you have to hide, sir ?

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:46 pm

Okay.......Can't stand the suspense anymore......Who pissed Marvin off??? And why the sudden obsession with who is who and who is hiding behind screen names?? This doesn't sound like the Marvin Pearson that I met a few years ago in Washington....By the way Marvin you didn't sign your last post....

John Neihouse

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