I am making plans with Big Dawg Culpepper for Jacksonville to attend the first party of the year. I know that Innocent and her Earring Boy are planning on helping Chuck along with Halfreaux and Mongo. The food will be excellent as usual and the prizes above par as I have seen what Chuck accomplished at the SHOT Show.

I would like to know who is planning on attending so I can prepare to party properly!

Duckgumbeaux

Kitty, Mrs Kitty, Kolby, Kolby's mama, and the McManatee will all be coming....

In like the Dawg I am.

Mamabear and I will be there

PaPa Bear,

You bringin that sneaky Waldorf with you??.....If so, going to have to pin Spottin Kitty's clothes on her...Remember Raton......

Kitty

Byron and myself are all set!

jneihouse wrote:PaPa Bear,

You bringin that sneaky Waldorf with you??.....If so, going to have to pin Spottin Kitty's clothes on her...Remember Raton......

Kitty

I he is not grounded by then, he will be with us. We had a little talk and I explained to him what he can and what he needs to do. I hope I did not get it mixed up.

Sounds like I better glue her clothes on....

Kitty

mordecai wrote:Byron and myself are all set!

Mordecai:

I'm not to sure about the rebels down south.
They had no idea about you movie reference earlier and they think Mordecai is your real name.

Maybe if we got some cool bear names people would be more excited about us coming to Jacksonville.

Yogi and boo boo?

Boo boo it is then.

I'm not to sure about the rebels down south.
They had no idea about you movie reference earlier and they think Mordecai is your real name.

We're excited to have you guys coming down....We always embrace our brethren from the north...Couple of things to help get you ready...

Bring your heavy coats and carharts....there won't be a wood burning stove a blazin' away behind the firing line.....Wind chill at night that time of year can get down to 70 or so....

Plan to visit the beach...I visited your's last year while at the Conard Cup....Got soaked to the bone and chased by a Great White (really....) and nearly suffered from hypothermia.....Don't be alarmed at what you see at the beach down here....Those are called bikinis and they wear them all the time down here on the beach....granted, some shouldn't but they do anyway......

And that big yellow ball thingy up in the sky?? It's called the sun and you'll probably see a year's worth while you're down in Fla....

And don't pet the jellyfish or the McManatees.....The jellyfish are the squishy things that wash ashore on the aforementioned beach.....The McManatee is known for his hairy back and white rear end....often seen cavorting in the surf...

And when you order at the restaurants be sure to try to emulate the native southern drawl......the locals will think you're a hoot and they like this better than a tip....especially the waitresses who bring you your food.....And the guys who work in the convenience stores and what have you all like to be called Bubba or Gomer....as in "Hey Bubba, where's the grits"....the really large guys with the really large red necks especially like you to call them Bubba and flirt with their girlfriends, they take it as a compliment....

And it wouldn't hurt to brush up on a few phrases that you can drop in casual conversation like "Prettier than a speckled pup"......If you're unsure of usage just read anything by Jeff Foxworthy and you will be in good shape...

Maybe if we got some cool bear names people would be more excited about us coming to Jacksonville.

Nicknames are cool, but you need a mascot, like Spottin Kitty or Waldorf...But not quite as rascally as Waldorf.......That little fellas' a hound.

Looking forward to seeing you guys.

Kitty

That's good advice, Kitty. Now they will all feel "right at home" while they are down here in the south. Thanks again!!.....

Kitty,

Glad to see you are preparing to welcome our fellow shooters of Northern Agression!

Yogi and Boo Boo,

Be sure to take what Kitty has said very seriously as he is only lookin out for your best ihterests and personal welfare!

Dawg,

I have a new line of cigars that I plan on bringing for your personal enjoyment.

I am in Texas for a long Easter weekend and have been to the Apple store and purchased a new computer. I will be back in the office on Tuesday and will send everyone in my address book my new email address shen I get my Mac Book set up!

duckgumbo wrote:Dawg,

I have a new line of cigars that I plan on bringing for your personal enjoyment.

Looking forward to it, still have that fine bottle of scotch we bought in Arkansas.

Yogi and Boo Boo, huh? Well I'll see you the week before in PeEll but really I do look forward to showing you what the Sunshine looks like...having sadi that it'll probably rain all that weekend.

Innocent