News Flash

Jim Beckley · Post by **Jim Beckley** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:41 am

This was article was found on the last page of the Denver Post. A man who said he was Elk hunting was found yesterday wondering around lost and babbling uncontrollably. Officials say that he was clutching a obscene piece of steel of two sheep, joined together in lust however seperated by a black piece of electrical tape. The man was reported to be saying something about a steel chicken, no way boss it was my time and my materials, a vast fortune in scope adaptors. It was further reported that the man was carrying ID, and taken to the address indicated on his license, where no one there would claim him. Authorities are asking for help on this.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:12 am

JB,
Did they check his creidt card charges at Applejacks? That might explain some of the uncontrollable babbling if he was found in teh Denver area.

Innocent

Jim Beckley · Post by **Jim Beckley** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:28 am

This was an update from the Post. After the original article, several hunters, skiers, and hikers came forward an identified the lost man as someone who had been hanging out at various Forrest Service restrooms "toe tapping", singing and calling himself Bob. In a statement Bob's lawyer denies that his client other than keeping his feet warm, was doing any "toe tapping" and swore that Bob didn't even know the words to By the Light of the Silvery Moon! A lady in the Arvada area said that she would be willing to take Bob, if and only if he painted over the butt ugly green stock.

Bob Mc Alice · Post by **Bob Mc Alice** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:01 pm

After nearly peeing my pants laughing......JB......you are in DEEP doo-doo. I called in a favor to the Chimp. You best be looking over your shoulder Mr. Beckley, Rambo is coming to town. And he is pissed.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:47 pm

JB,
Let me know if you see the chimp, I have heard from reliable sources that there is a single mother out there looking to nail the father. She has several state autorities looking for back child support from some hairy chimp that keeps skipping town and gambling and buying and selling guns.

Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:18 pm

Mary, that might describe several of us...

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:48 pm

BlauBear wrote:Mary, that might describe several of us...

Scary isn't it