Y'all wait while I get some popcorn - this will be worth watching...

O master Guru...I can deal with the cooking part, but I've done more than my share of cleaning, they will have to lick their own plates clean.
As for showing up like a bad penny all over the country, there are a few states I have not shot in yet, still working on it though.

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Bob Mc Alice wrote:Sorry Gal, but your all over the country like a bad penny anyhow. Besides , I meant a station wagon, not a covered wagon. I can picture you riding shotgun, all dressed up like your avatar photo, doing all the cooking and cleaning while the men folk hunt for supper with their .264 cal. silhouette rifles.

love you too, girl

You maybe an 'all knowing' Guru McAlice but even I know IM will not be "doing all the cooking and cleaning while the men folk hunt for supper with their .264 cal. silhouette rifles". I wouldn't even suggest it or bring it up, besides if you did she wouldn't share the potato juice.

I think if I pick up the whole gang on my trip west we would get pulled over !!!!! You all forget I have to pick up Hambone too...boy that trip would be interesting

To top it off the all knowing master Guru from Colorado suggests we travel in a station wagon????? So retro of him, he should catch up with the current times and have us in an environmentally friendly, safe "green" crossover at least.
And 259...i'd proabably share the potato juice, now the Royale might be another story, and my Drambuie is very limited.

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If I am not mistaken I believe this is the "wagen" Bob had in mind?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMxI6gBps00

Works for me.....I drive. and the royale is for me and mary we dont share....not the royale.

Works for me.....I drive. and the royale is for me and mary we dont share....not the royale.

Somehow this is getting very deep, not sure my wader will be high enough.

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Warning/Caution: If the Guru wants to take his turbin off and place it on your head as some sort of apprentice guru, or whatever he wants to call it, beware that it is not your normal rag head towel, but rather an old used diaper!

Mach 2 wrote:Are you suggesting that the Halo effect surrounding the Gurus head may be FUMES?

Gnats.

Gnats.

Here in Florida they are called no see'ums, and I would venture to say that their weight is in the six+ digit negative side of a HP ram.

But then for the rag to be so white it must be full of bleach or some other chemical so that may be the cause of the halo.

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Innocent wrote:

Gnats.

Here in Florida they are called no see'ums, and I would venture to say that their weight is in the six+ digit negative side of a HP ram.

But then for the rag to be so white it must be full of bleach or some other chemical so that may be the cause of the halo.

Innocent

It's the Holy Sh@t halo

Now really the finger should be pointed at the guys that started all this...JB and...well never mind!LOL
Innocent

Why am I getting the blame for all this?

Because you are available.

Innocent