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As a space center neighbor, here is the really bad one...........

How long does it take to drive from Houston to Orlando?????










It Depends.

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Ewww... :lol:
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Post by slowstdy »

One has to ask. Did they join the 220 mile high club?
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Post by mordecai »

Depends... nice.

I'll bet that roadtrip whizzed by... :)

Wonder if all that driving made her pooped? :?

I'll stop...
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Post by Jason »

Eww... even more eww to Mike than to Mary... :roll: 8)
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I feel sorry for the cop that had to "pat her down".
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Post by unkmike7 »

Did sombody say "Bad Joke"?? Have you heard the one about the 3 legged dog that went to the saloon in the old west? He threw open the doors, drew his guns and said "I'm looking for the man that shot my Paw (Pa)....He! He!.............
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Post by slowstdy »

Ok I get the theme, Bad dog jokes.

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Bill Clinton was walking two dobermans, GW stops him and says "nice dogs Bill" Bill says "Thanks GW, got them for Hillery" GW says "You got the better end of that trade"
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