I received this from a friend so don't blame me if you don't like it.


My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you
believe that..... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my
Bagpipes.

Ahh, that reminds me of one.

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa
Not screaming and crying like his passengers.