Billy Bob and Billy Joe, pre-med students at Texas A & M, were having lunch at Luby's one day, when suddenly a lady in the table next to them started going into convulsions, pointing to her throat.

Billy Joe got up and asked the lady: "Kin yew breathe?" The lady shook her head to signal "no".

Billy Bob then asked: "Kin yew swaller?" Same answer.

With that, Billy Bob grabbed the lady, slammed her face-down on the table and ripped her skirt open.

Billy Joe then proceeded to run his tongue, starting from the lady's ankle, all the way up the back of one of her legs, to her buttocks, while Billy Bob held her down.

The lady got so desperate that she started writhing and heaving and in the commotion, coughed out a piece of steak that was choking her. As she sat on top of the table trying to cover-up and catch her breath, Billy Bob turned to Billy Joe and said:

"Yew know, Billy Joe, that there hind lick manoover really does work!"

weak, really weak.

beat the hell outta t.u.