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Amen

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:10 am
by Innocent
In Washington an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had

faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for

his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die",

whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to The House and Senate waited for a

response.

Soon the word arrived; Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would be delighted to

visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Reid commented to Pelosi,"I don't know why

the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images

and might even get me re-elected."

Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Reid's hand in

his right hand and Pelosi's hand in his left.

There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Nancy Pelosi spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have

chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life

after Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen", said Reid.

"Amen", said Pelosi.

The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would

like to do the same."

AMEN

Re: Amen

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:50 pm
by coppertop
Amen: Says me.

Re: Amen

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:10 pm
by BCloninger
Actually, Biblical scholars believe Jesus was crucified between two Jewish Zealots that, in between killing Roman soldiers often turned to highway robbery for subsistence. Sorry - you may now return to your regularly scheduled Democrat bashing. :ymhug:

Re: Amen

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:37 am
by Bob259
BCloninger wrote:Actually, Biblical scholars believe Jesus was crucified between two Jewish Zealots that, in between killing Roman soldiers often turned to highway robbery for subsistence. Sorry - you may now return to your regularly scheduled Democrat bashing. :ymhug:
:shock: :-o :-o WTF was that

Re: Amen

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:05 am
by Innocent
WTF was that
Our token democrat preacher.....
Innocent

Re: Amen

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:17 pm
by BCloninger
Democrat yes, but not preacher - I just live with three of them.

Re: Amen

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:52 am
by CWS
Be sure to keep your pet vaccinations current... to include brucellosis.

Re: Amen

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:56 am
by BCloninger
AKA kennel cough? Daddy used to say that ministers & manure did a lot of good when spread around, but pile would really stink. :shock:

Re: Amen

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:58 pm
by malinois
=))