Did you know....
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:24 am
... that what happens in Winnsboro doesn't stay in Winnsboro?
...that when the Culpepper gang banged on Evelio's door at 12:30 Thursday night, they were greeted by the master in his shorts with a scotch in one hand and his "little friend" in the other?
...that the only new rule change everyone could agree on (except two) will prohibit smooching and hand holding on the firing line? This shall be known as the Coates Rule.
... that Kolby achieved his great trigger control by "sexting" 4 hours a day?
... that you should never sign all of your scorecards on Thursday?
... that Elizabeth is also a great piano player? (as if we don't feel bad enough)
...that besides the Golden Cow Patty, Limey received an inscribed photo of his favorite president?
...that pee soaked mattress sitting on the shopping cart in the Best Western parking lot was Ralph's? (the mattress, not the pee)
...that Tbone won his orange shirt in despicable fashion by stealing spotting advice that Limey was giving Ron Garcia(which didn't work as they both shot like shit) and then was almost picked up when he wore it to the Kwickie mart and was recognized by a heavy set gal who thought she knew him from the hoosegow?
Now tell me some more that I missed.
...that when the Culpepper gang banged on Evelio's door at 12:30 Thursday night, they were greeted by the master in his shorts with a scotch in one hand and his "little friend" in the other?
...that the only new rule change everyone could agree on (except two) will prohibit smooching and hand holding on the firing line? This shall be known as the Coates Rule.
... that Kolby achieved his great trigger control by "sexting" 4 hours a day?
... that you should never sign all of your scorecards on Thursday?
... that Elizabeth is also a great piano player? (as if we don't feel bad enough)
...that besides the Golden Cow Patty, Limey received an inscribed photo of his favorite president?
...that pee soaked mattress sitting on the shopping cart in the Best Western parking lot was Ralph's? (the mattress, not the pee)
...that Tbone won his orange shirt in despicable fashion by stealing spotting advice that Limey was giving Ron Garcia(which didn't work as they both shot like shit) and then was almost picked up when he wore it to the Kwickie mart and was recognized by a heavy set gal who thought she knew him from the hoosegow?
Now tell me some more that I missed.
Just got to make sure the boss is more understanding, I have a whole year to work on it and already put it in my 2010 schedule 
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