Commander kitty,

I have not heard from the High Commander of F Troop. Do you have any special plans for Winnie? shirts, banners, free gifts, free gifts for the Match Director or just any type of free bullshit items?

Time to start kicking it up a notch with F Troop....Been kind of quiet, not wanting to take focus off of Evelio's match down in Houston...However, the two are so close together that some overlap will occur...Will have the F Troop Mobile Command Post set up at Winnie upon our advance units' arrival in Winnie on the 3rd of June....Hopefully Sgt O'Ducky will have the proper place of honor for the command post reserved and a full compliment of democrats to put it up.....Finalizing the design on tee shirts as we speak and will have an assortment of sizes and will try to keep them 'clean" enough so that you can wear them to any social situation, such as church and all.....Haven't heard from Carrie on our flag (she had taken it home last year to re-vamp it)....If I don't hear from her to the affirmative I will secure one here at the Fort....As far as gifts go, surely you remember that by order of the Commander in Chief of F Troop (that would be me) that all F-Troopers are to report in to the mobile command post with gifts of the best that their state can provide for the commander if chief....Of course I might share with the most illustrious leader of the Louisiana regiment if the arriving F-Troopers are generous enough...and I know they will be...(especially since your Illustrious Commander in Cheif's birthday is on Sunday the 7th of June)..So long as you can provide proof that you did not vote for the current governor of Louisiana, who had the balls to cut funding to the "Greatest Show on Dirt" aka the Southern Nationals....Time to start the countdown...(this'll help get an Idea as to how many t shirts to order) who will be checking in at the Mobile Command Post and what state regiment do you hale from??

Commander Kitty

Still looking for a ride Chief - anyone pulling out of the Fort on Thursday or Friday?

Boy, start talking about paying homage to the Commander and it gets reaaaallll quiet in here.

Commander Kitty

I'm sure it's just because of all the scurrying around to find suitable grand gifts...

Been working on mine for several months now. I think the commander will approve.

Innocent

Pfc. Hambone reporting for duty. I will pay homage to our poobah with a few south florida staples. How about some lox and bagels, two tickets to an early bird movie and a pair of white loafers.

white loafers in south Florida???? Hammy baby you are hangin' out in all the wrong places. The least you could do is bring some fine flip flops.....

Innocent

Man...white loafers......how about some knee high black socks to go with them..


Commander Kitty

jneihouse wrote:Man...white loafers......how about some knee high black socks to go with them..


Commander Kitty

Ya gotta go for the full effect:

White loafers
Black Socks
Bermuda shorts
Hawaiian shirt (half unbuttoned showing lots of grey chest hair [even on the women])
Maybe some gold chains (for those stuck in the 70's)
Floppy hat (or straw)
Over sized sunglasses with side shields
Metal detector
Lots of zinc oxide (applied in various small spots on any exposed skin)

Did I leave anything out?

Oh yeah, constant bitching how much better everything is up north.

-Pat-

Gee, and all I've got is some small rifle primers...

Now in order to properly pay due respect to our fearless Commander Kitty, I feel that we should have the following information availble to all lower ranking personell. SCHIGSS...as defined below.

S(hirt)
C(up)
H(at)
I(nseam)
G(love)
S(hoe)
Sizes


Note, I did leave off waist size, that is optional to one size fits all. And do not forget Commander Kitty that all of this type information was available for the future Mrs Massey last year on this fine website.

Innocent Mary

lol...sounds like the tipical outfit for those condo rosters on the golf fairway....

Bermuda shorts
Hawaiian shirt (half unbuttoned showing lots of grey chest hair [even on the women]))
Floppy hat (or straw)

That kind of sounds like The Big Dawg, Culpepper....

S(hirt)
C(up)
H(at)
I(nseam)
G(love)
S(hoe)
Size

Wow, lets see....

Sizes....
Shirt...Somewhere between "Frickin Huge" and "Man did you see that Buffalo wearing that poor shirt?"

Cup...Haven't worn one since I played ball....but let me tell you that puppy was so big you could have fed a family of five out of it ;)

Hat...Adjustable, for when I shoot a decent score and get the big head

Inseam...Shorts have an inseam length??

Glove..Trick question..not allowed in Silhouette

Shoe...Another trick question...Innocent and shoes do not go together...My size...Unbelievably wide in relation to the length...my foot that is...has to be to keep me from tipping over, being as top heavy as I am...God knew what he was building here.....

As far as waist size goes, is elastic considered a size???



Commander KItty