We need a really nice design for our F Troop shirts, banners and flags. I suggest that we change the name to Ftard Troop!

CIC Kitty,

May I suggest a contest? We could have you post a roster of members (Jason is rapidly getting there) that are eligible for the contest. It would be for a design that a committee appointed by you approves. The winner could win something worthy of their time. I may personally pay for 1/2 of their entry fee into the 2009 Southern Nationals. I will even post a copy of my personal check noting that I paid it and did NOT use Gun Cub funds!

The ball is in your court now Kitty! Let me know how to proceed. I do not want to be on the committee as I will be entering the contest to save money if I win! We could send the entries to you and you could send them to your committee for judgement and all the entries could be anonymous to prevent political corruption and graft as is so common today among both the Democrats and Republicans.

I'm game, lets go with the Ftards..

Innocent

And what is the recognition for being a master class poster in the F Tard troop...stripes??? Scrambled eggs on the hat?

Innocent

Damn good idea Mary. I think that Kitty should be the only one with scrambled eggs! We may want to get an official cap and the Confederate kepie would be kind of neat! We can get authentic Civil war kepis for $40 each. Since Kitty is in Ft Smith, we should go with grey but I am game for anything!

We need a picture of Lee Marvin's horse in "Cat Ballou" for an official mascot! If you remember, he accepted his Oscar but said it belonged to the horse! We need to rename you Cat Innocent! Dawg can be Kid Shileen!

Innocent wrote:And what is the recognition for being a master class poster in the F Tard troop...stripes??? Scrambled eggs on the hat?

Innocent

I'm thinking that those ball caps with the pile of dog crap on the brim would fit in nicely.

duckgumbo wrote:We need a really nice design for our F Troop shirts, banners and flags. I suggest that we change the name to Ftard Troop!

CIC Kitty,

May I suggest a contest? We could have you post a roster of members (Jason is rapidly getting there) that are eligible for the contest. It would be for a design that a committee appointed by you approves. The winner could win something worthy of their time. I may personally pay for 1/2 of their entry fee into the 2009 Southern Nationals. I will even post a copy of my personal check noting that I paid it and did NOT use Gun Cub funds!

The ball is in your court now Kitty! Let me know how to proceed. I do not want to be on the committee as I will be entering the contest to save money if I win! We could send the entries to you and you could send them to your committee for judgement and all the entries could be anonymous to prevent political corruption and graft as is so common today among both the Democrats and Republicans.

And a coupon for Chicken Mcnuggets from Micky D's

Grey would be a great blending color not to interfere with any of the vest/weapon (oh let be politcally correct) umm firearm bling.

Cat Innocent

I'm thinking that those ball caps with the pile of dog crap on the brim would fit in nicely.

Only if you mount the remote control farting machine in the correct places as well.

Cat Innocent

How about this for an Ftard Troop cheer?

Coca cola, Pig's asshola, someone shit in my Victrola!
Piss, shit, booger, snot. Twenty-three assholes tied in a knot!
Go Ftard Troop!

I love it!!! We need a contest, and I will firm up details this week...Still resting up from the week in Louisiana.....Came to work yesterday, surveyed Steelchickens, put my feet up and napped till 5.....Went home and went to be early.....Don't have the juice I used to have...F Troop came upon us so quickly we didn't have time to properly prepare....F-Tard Troop sounds good......The design should incorporate the following elements....An old frontier fort....the 4 animals we shoot in silhouette...and here's the most difficult......Any design should incorporate the "In your face" attitude of F Troop...I would nominate committee members Dawg...From the great state of Mississippi the only state hard up enough to hire a football coach Arkansas paid to leave.....Innocent.....from the great state of Florida a lady that travels the country in search of good potato Vodka and s silhouette match...Mordicai.....Founder of Steelchickens.com and currently serving a life sentence in Washington State, who has, in the past couple of months gotten more sun that he has in his entire life in the Pacific Northwest.....I'll chair the committee as CINC of F Troop....scan and post your entry here and we'll evaluate it.....We will accept postings until the end of July after which NO entry will be accepted....This will give us time to get everything ready for the 3rd leg of the Trifecta at the Arkansas Mid South Classic in September.....Where we will be full on ready with shirts, flags and other trivia...Providing of course the Midsouth Classic folks will give F Troop priority tenting and reserved parking for CINC Kitty

BTW Ducky, go ahead and post the copy of that check...I could use that routing number and account number....

Commander Kitty

duckgumbo wrote:How about this for an Ftard Troop cheer?

Coca cola, Pig's asshola, someone shit in my Victrola!
Piss, shit, booger, snot. Twenty-three assholes tied in a knot!
Go Ftard Troop!

CIC F Tard troop,
I humbly accept your assignment for me. I will do my best for this task.

Cat Innocent

BTW I have never been bought before but maybe some good vodka and dark chocolate might help swing my vote as to the best entry.

Mordecai, your wife's choice of chocolate was fantastic, was only shared with one other at the Southern Nattys, after seeing the attck of the potato juice once it got opened. It was great also, sorry you didn't get a better sample of it. Thanks.

Cat Innocent

Anytime - 'twas a good drink!