• Steelchickens first Master Class Poster

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 4:56 pm**

Just noticed when I posted over on the Club house side that I'm now a "Master" poster. Since Blaubear and Jason are right behind me in number of posts (use the memberlist function and sort by number of posts) and they are still listed as AAA posters, I guess that makes me the 1st Master of Steelchickens......Yay for me......Always knew that there would be a reward forbeing opinionated and long winded some day and this is it.....BTW, I posted this Behind the Berm so you all could mercilessly blast me in no uncertain terms for calling your attention to this trivial matter...

Master Kitty

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 4:57 pm**

You, Kitty, are the Master of Wind!!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 5:06 pm**

Thank you....There should be a special ceremonial steel chickens hat in this for me....??? Huh Mike???

Master Kitty

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 5:51 pm**

Congrats Kitty

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 5:54 pm**

Congrat's Kitty... Although I always heard you were a master..... hmmm, ahhhh something. Oh well I don't remember now lol

Congrats!!! on being first.

I'm sure Innocent Mary will have some input on this as well

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:00 pm**

I guess now you will have to post only high brow comments.....Nah that would be just like work.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 7:04 pm**

DAMN!!! Just noticed that I am only an A poster! When do you F Troop retards have the time to post? I guess that I will have to forego running the Southern Nats and concentrate on becoming a Master Poster as I ain't gonna make Master Class in shooting!
Seriously, I thought that Kitty was Master Class in Spotting and also a world class Master Baiter!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 7:13 pm**

Okay! Now that I viewed the member list, I see that Kitty has posted over 1,000 times! That is more than all the other members put together! Kitty, did you acquire any ten in a row or a grand slam with that Master Poster listing? If not, then Mordecai needs to come up with some type of ten-in-a-row. Maybe if you piss off someone with ten consecutive posts in this part of the forum, you will qualify!!! NO WAY!!! Too easy!

By the way, where in the hell is Eveilio the Mad Mexican when we need him?

Cubano, I will be ready for you in Winnie!!

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 6:09 am**

Thats a lot of post, must have nubs for finger tips....lol.....duckgumbeaux sounds like a recipe to try...substitute the chicken....

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 7:12 am**

Maybe i should do a workshop in Winnsboro on how to improve your posting percentage....You know two or three post a day extra and you A class posters could be AA easy.....Just on the brink at AAA and feel like you've hit a wall?? I can help.

I think the "in a row pins" for consecutive posts that piss people off is a good idea.....I know I'm due a grand slam...But if Mordicai is as good at keeping up with paperwork as Greg Connors is I'll never get the Grand Slam....

Mostly success in posting production can be directly linked to just plain practice. Make sure you build a good position at the keyboard and be sure you have good finger control...and follow through is very important...crosstraining by posting on a few other forums is also helpful.

Master Kitty

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 9:10 am**

It's easy to get to 1,000 when the drinking of a beer and the taking of the resulting piss are each considered newsworthy events deserving of a post. Then when you add on the follow-ups to the resulting replies comparing it to the two, three and four beer pisses... If you can post a photo of the piss, that's good for a 3 page thread.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 1:35 pm**

The king of wind.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 3:52 pm**

You know, I set the "levels" a few years ago and am now realizing I'm going to need to think up a few things past Master!

Just asking for suggestions should provide adequate fodder for a number of you to raise your level a step or too!

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 4:57 pm**

carl425 wrote:It's easy to get to 1,000 when the drinking of a beer and the taking of the resulting piss are each considered newsworthy events deserving of a post. Then when you add on the follow-ups to the resulting replies comparing it to the two, three and four beer pisses... If you can post a photo of the piss, that's good for a 3 page thread.

LMAO!!!!! (and trying to pad my post count)

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 5:31 pm**

carl425 wrote:It's easy to get to 1,000 when the drinking of a beer and the taking of the resulting piss are each considered newsworthy events deserving of a post. Then when you add on the follow-ups to the resulting replies comparing it to the two, three and four beer pisses... If you can post a photo of the piss, that's good for a 3 page thread.

And to think I'm doing this stone cold sober! Think how much I could get done with a good bock beer!