Wife's Financial Investments:
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news,and I have some bad news..."The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first?"
The lawyer says: "Well, your wife invested $5.ooo in two pictures this week that she figures
are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million." The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well
done...very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you with your secretary."