Kitty,

Besides that the real bullshit is kinda squishy between the toes! Like Mississippi River gumbo mud but only a little bit more odiferous; however, I know that you are partial to odiferous emanations of sublime palate! Check Wayne and Garth!

Kitty,

Glad to see you have asserted yourself and taken the reins of command for F troop. I was a little perturbed that there was no clearly defined chain of command. Now you must start the long arduous process of naming your advisors. I for one think Jim McManatee should be considered for Sgt. at Arms and Wormy as Director of Nonsense. Once you have placed your advisors and convened your cabinet I would like to throw my name in the hat for Ambassador from the great state of Confusion or Mississippi which ever comes first. You will need delegates from several distant locations I am sure.

Dawg

This has the potential to be more fun than a slumber party at the playboy mansion....Well, maybe not that much fun, but a hoot anyway. Will give your staff suggestions full consideration and most certainly include you at the command level. You have all the qualities one looks for in a person vested with that kind of important responsibility......Anyone else have any nomination suggestions? Will start a new thread Behind the Berm to begin listing appointments.....And to think we have ole Mervin to thank for the idea.

Kitty,
Commanding officer
F Troop

jneihouse wrote:Dawg

This has the potential to be more fun than a slumber party at the playboy mansion....Well, maybe not that much fun, but a hoot anyway. Will give your staff suggestions full consideration and most certainly include you at the command level. You have all the qualities one looks for in a person vested with that kind of important responsibility......Anyone else have any nomination suggestions? Will start a new thread Behind the Berm to begin listing appointments.....And to think we have ole Mervin to thank for the idea.

Kitty,
Commanding officer
F Troop

LOL .... Great idea!

Bob259 wrote:

jneihouse wrote:Dawg

This has the potential to be more fun than a slumber party at the playboy mansion....Well, maybe not that much fun, but a hoot anyway. Will give your staff suggestions full consideration and most certainly include you at the command level. You have all the qualities one looks for in a person vested with that kind of important responsibility......Anyone else have any nomination suggestions? Will start a new thread Behind the Berm to begin listing appointments.....And to think we have ole Mervin to thank for the idea.

Kitty,
Commanding officer
F Troop

LOL .... Great idea!

It's a gift. When in doubt form a committee, allocate all funds to refreshments. When said refreshments are totally consumed, disband committee and have no findings or recommendations.

duckgumbo wrote:IHey, I am not using too big of words like accoutrements for ya'll am I? I was thinking of Dawg and Wormy particular since they reside in Mississippi and Arkansas.

Hey, Dawg...Is he talkin' about the fancy cigars?

Wormy

Wormy,


I didn't think that you would get that! We will have toilet paper for you and you won't have to go under a bridge in the sand. By the way, did you cover it up in the sand or did Kitty do that for you?

WORMY wrote:

duckgumbo wrote:IHey, I am not using too big of words like accoutrements for ya'll am I? I was thinking of Dawg and Wormy particular since they reside in Mississippi and Arkansas.

Hey, Dawg...Is he talkin' about the fancy cigars?

Wormy

I think that means we got to bring our own catchup and musterd.

jneihouse wrote:

You know, I set the "levels" a few years ago and am now realizing I'm going to need to think up a few things past Master!

Just my luck, I finally make it out of AAA at something and they want to go and move the bar on me....Just cause the rest of you lazy bastards spend too much time working and not enough time posting.....

First Master Kitty,
Commanding Officer, F Troop
Godfather of Bling
Shooting Deity

John,
I have Jessica making me a decal that says "Lord of the Bling". Do I need her to make you one that says "Godfather of Bling" in GOLD of course?

See you next Thursday Paul

duckgumbo wrote:Wormy,


I didn't think that you would get that! We will have toilet paper for you and you won't have to go under a bridge in the sand. By the way, did you cover it up in the sand or did Kitty do that for you?

Heck Ducky even I have access to a dictionary,

accouterment

An accessory item of equipment or dress. Often used in the plural.
Military equipment other than uniforms and weapons. Often used in the plural.
accouterments or accoutrements Outward forms of recognition; trappings: cathedral ceilings, heated swimming pools, and other accoutrements signaling great wealth.
Archaic The act of accoutering.

See you Thursday evening, Paul

stsbuyer wrote:

duckgumbo wrote:Wormy,


I didn't think that you would get that! We will have toilet paper for you and you won't have to go under a bridge in the sand. By the way, did you cover it up in the sand or did Kitty do that for you?

Heck Ducky even I have access to a dictionary,

accouterment

An accessory item of equipment or dress. Often used in the plural.
Military equipment other than uniforms and weapons. Often used in the plural.
accouterments or accoutrements Outward forms of recognition; trappings: cathedral ceilings, heated swimming pools, and other accoutrements signaling great wealth.
Archaic The act of accoutering.

See you Thursday evening, Paul

Thanks, Paul. I had the same dictionary. I do believe the dumbass award can now be passed on from my possession since I received it in error. Wonder who the next proud owner should be? Oh, Ducky...where are you?

Paul,

That would be great.....Also may be a market for "F Troop" decals if you want to design one.

Kitty

Hello Mr Mac Limore well I am sorry they broke into your office, if your local coonass sheriff can't catch them, let me know and I will send the Cuban maffia after them.
"Fucky Ducky" man I love that, Merv. finally came up with a good name. Damm I don't understand why I keep misspelling peoples name.
I kind of been staying away from all this bullshit, I think between you, Merv, Kitty and Blaubear, and oh I forgot the great Dawg have pretty much taken control of this forum.
Hey "Fucky Ducky" watch out for Tbone49 thats a half ass Cuban !!!!!
Right now I am trying to decide on Malt Scotch or a very rare Crown Royal to bring with me to Winnie.
See you in a few days.
Cubano.

Oyez, I resent that remark. I may be halfassed, but my wife is definitely a fullassed Cuban. So, that would make me a 3/4 ass. And I think your spelling is prefect. Have fun in Winny, I'll be there next year.

Fidel,

Glad to hear that you are not totally dead, just partly pickled with fine spirits of alcohol! Bring whatever you wish to Winnie as I will gladly partake of whatever you are dispensing! Nothing like free beer or whiskey.

Hey Kitty, How about whiskey for my fucktards, beer for gun bearers! Sounds better than whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!

Limey should be in Alabama by now and in Winnie tomorrow in time for our pre-Nats match. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!