Yeah, I'm always into the gory details of surgeries and stuff and have talked my way into getting to watch two of my own, but those things were nasty enough that even I didn't want to look at them unless they were clean. It's scary enough to think that they were in my head a couple hours ago.

And what about motorcycle racing still seems like a good idea? One Purple Heart is bad luck, two is dumbass. And don't even talk to me about the guys with oak leaf clusters on their DA award...

Mostly did the dirtbike racing thing, always wanted to do the streetbike racing thing, will be 35 this year so it's gotta happen soon if it's gonna happen...

Must have gotten that Vicodin refilled, huh? Might want to get an extra or two if you're gonna keep it up with this crotch rocket racing stuff!

Around here, we know this as the "hey y'all, watch this!" phenomenon.

You can take a country boy to the city but you can't make him a city boy. Jason, you're supposed to put the holes in the side of the nose (or lipss) and stick jewelry in it, not UP the nose and stick plastic in it!

You really do need to get back to the Gulf before your kids start doing this stuff.