What's so bad about being 80...

[Bob259]

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man. "You always feel like
you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have
a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all
day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every
morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[metalhead]

I'm sorry bob...but your lame old jokes that heve been online for years are just plain outdated and outright Gay....Have you moved out of your mommy's basement apartment yet ?

[Bob259]

I'm sorry bob...but your lame old jokes that heve been online for years are just plain outdated and outright Gay....Have you moved out of your mommy's basement apartment yet ?

Glad to see you’re drinking again Marv... What a way to drive up business by taking cheap shots at everyone, do you think maybe your pleasant personality may have gotten in the way of people buying your beautiful work, yes you do certainly have nice rings and work, but the baggage & BS that comes with it certainly does not make any of it worth it. Still trying to figure what I ever said that made you so miserable towards me. I will say, your about the only person on here that I never care to meet.

[metalhead]

Never have stoped drinking, and never will. You are a certified trophy!

And I'd like to add here... The stuff I have designed and built over the years were never intened to be purchased by a person such as yourself. You have always chosen to take the cheap and easy way to shoot yourself all the way up to AA.

I know,I know, it's now time for you to yell real loud up the stairs and say, Mom, that asshole Marv is picking on me again.

[Bob259]

Never have stoped drinking, and never will. You are a certified trophy!

And I'd like to add here... The stuff I have designed and built over the years were never intened to be purchased by a person such as yourself. You have always chosen to take the cheap and easy way to shoot yourself all the way up to AA.

I know,I know, it's now time for you to yell real loud up the stairs and say, Mom, that asshole Marv is picking on me again.

Well Marv, you really seem to like to spout off at people you don't even know and make statements you know nothing about. Not that it's any of your business but my Mom recently passed away and I really don't need any of your shit, so go crawl back in your hole as we all know that you really are an old lonely asshole.

[metalhead]

Well Marv, you really seem to like to spout off at people you don't even know and make statements you know nothing about. Not that it's any of your business but my Mom recently passed away and I really don't need any of your shit, so go crawl back in your hole as we all know that you really are an old lonely asshole.

Yes, I'm quite the lonely old Asshole, so says the guy with close to 3100 posts. Who is the lonley old attention whore here? .. I mean really. I'm sure you PM'd all the Chicken culls in your corner about this as I see that spineless Paula Freeman from the grate state of Texas deleted his reply to my scope and ring display. Way to go Paul....Speaks volumes about your character now, don't it?

It's no wonder why none of the masters shooters who I regularly do business with have ever, if ever, posted on this website. When I talk to them about it they just laugh and say, geeze, are you kiding me, why do you bother with these people? I tell them it's just a character flaw that I am trying to work through...It's kinda like a Texas Two Step program. Hey. Paul..Do you feel me yet?

Boob259, I really loved the for sale add you had saying you had a Pharr trigger guard for sale and Evelio ever so gently told you that you do not know shit about who made it. Just because you may have bought it from my pal Mark, does not mean that he was the guy who made it...Makes you look like the misgiver of all the technicle info you are so famous for.

Sorry to here about your mom...I Did not know she had passed.

[stsbuyer]

Marv,

I have never meet Bob or you, but I can tell you this. My money my choice who I spend it with and I will not send it to someone who personally attacks others for no good reason. As far as me being spinless maybe you should check with Mark or Evlio if that is what you think so you will know for sure. I will be at the Conard Cup this coming year for no other reason than to meet you, drag yourself out and you can say it to my face. If you don't show up I am sure someone will be glad to lead me to you.

As far as me deleting my comment to you thread, again my choice and really none of your business.

The spinless Paula Freeman

[Jerry G]

I never thought Steel Chickens was going to be a pissin post.

[BCloninger]

I never thought Steel Chickens was going to be a pissin post.

Everyone gets wet once in awhile!

[metalhead]

Paul... I will be looking forward to your visit. My adress is 289 Chilvers Rd. I have'nt attended the CBC since 2007 so you will have to show up here for our face to face discussion.

I'll make up a batch of cool aid so we can sit down and have a freindly chat. And just so that I will be able to recognize you from the other guests that come by during this weekend celebration......... " Just how bigga boy are ya ? "

[BCloninger]

" Just how bigga boy are ya ? "

He's pretty good sized, Marv. Not quite Baby Huey's size, though.

[metalhead]

Looking forward to the visit, I wish you could come along Bob and enjoy sitting outside and enjoying a lovely spring day here in the Pacific Northwest..

[BCloninger]

It would be nice to travel some, Marv, but it's a low priority. Especially just to hang out on the porch! But thanks for the offer.

[metalhead]

Aint got no porch Bob..Got a pretty nice view of my ten acre forest however.

[stsbuyer]

Marv,

Last time I will post about this, I will be at the Conard Cup athough I am sure I am not worthy, being I am only master in one gun. By the way what is your classification. I do not plan on bothering any more with you or your banter. At my daughters advise I will just say that all I can do is pray for you, and I am sorry to say from what I can see you need it.

Paul Freeman "AKA Spinless Paula from the Grate State of TEXAS"