Ok - Monday morning, I march in and lay it down...

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:03 am

jneihouse wrote:Wormy,

Talked to Dale....Are you sure you don't have "expensive" mixed up with "high maintainence"????

Kitty

"high maintenance" that

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:38 am

WORMY wrote: It's hard to show class when you run with a pack of animals.

What can I tell you, She threw herself under my wheels.
Oh its a dangerous road.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:17 am

Dawg, What did the Arkansas virgin say the first time she had sex? "Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!"

tbone49 · Post by **tbone49** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:50 am

That's a good one

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:39 am

Ducky's joke is actually a tragic comment on the sadness of the breakdown of the American family.......Almost a tragic as the LSU (Louisiana State University) library burning down the other day.....got both books....real tragedy is that one hadn't even been colored in........

Oh the humanity........

Kitty

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:41 am

Ducky,

Scientist have now determined that the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. Based on a simple deduction method, anywhere else it would have been named the teeth brush.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:19 pm

I will be off-line for a while a I must print the score cards for the 214 shooters that have signed up for the Southern Nats! Putting late-comers into squads that they wish is becoming hard as sports are going fast.

Kitty, At least our family tree has two branches, unlike the one branch tree in Arkansas. I am not sure about Mississippi's family tree, but it cannot be too many branches as how can anyone that is not in-bred hire Houston Nutt?

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:42 pm

Houston Nutt

We got him

You had him

Were screwed

Glad to help

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Wed May 14, 2008 3:14 pm

Dawg, God invented Mississippi so Arkansas wouldn't rank 50th in everything.

Ducky - the check's in the mail...

Ask Kitty - end of semester is a real bad time for me to do anything in the real world.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu May 15, 2008 2:34 am

end of semester is a real bad time for me to do anything in the real world.

BB..if you don't know it by know cramming will not help. Besides, it appears from some of your earlier posts that you are in a very liberal program so just do like every woman...fake it.

Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:46 am

Innocent wrote:BB..if you don't know it by know cramming will not help. Besides, it appears from some of your earlier posts that you are in a very liberal program so just do like every woman...fake it.

Innocent

Coping with the classes I'm taking is busy enough, but when the classes I'm teaching end at the same time it's unbelievable. This is the first year both universities were on the same schedule and it was something like a perfect storm.

And since we're behind the berm, it ain't faking if she passes out...

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:03 am

it ain't faking if she passes out..

That's called falling asleep from boredom in most circles.........

Kitty

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:47 am

jneihouse wrote:That's called falling asleep from boredom in most circles.........

Kitty

Nah - I can tell the difference...

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:00 am

Doesn't make any difference to me.........

Kitty

tomkatt51 · Post by **tomkatt51** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:15 am

Kitty, I've always found the difference to be whether "they" were yawning, or screaming a'fore said "passing out"...but what do I know, I'm old, and stuff changes...