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"ASS" Match Schedule, 144 Matches in 6 Months!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:32 pm
by GeoNLR
"ASS" Arkansas Silhouette Shooters match Schedule is now "On-Line"
144 Matches in 6 months!!!!!!
Pick your posion!!!!!
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Soft balls
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:12 pm
by GeoNLR
With this posting, I have been receiving many e-mails....
How can I get into "ASS"?
How big is "ASS"
What does it take to be an "ASS" member?
I am compiling a list for a future "ASS" faq to be posted later
Chicken
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:43 pm
by slowstdy
Sorry i just have to help you out.
I think you have a wonderful "ASS" !!!
If you miss an Animal are you ASS in nine.
If you don't go to all the matches, are you "Half ASS-ed"
If you shoot out of order will you be "ASS backwards"
If you don't pay , are you a "tight ASS"
If you miss allot do you get "x ASS perated"
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:44 pm
by jneihouse
If I'm a member, and I'm a large guy, does that mean that I'm a Big Ass??
Kitty
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:48 pm
by slowstdy
No You would be a Phat ASS
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:51 pm
by slowstdy
If This was 'GB" we would be "out on our ASS" ....LMAO
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:22 pm
by jneihouse
Phat is cool....Going to get me some gold chains to go with my bling guns.
Someone not too long ago called me a "Big ole cuddly Koala Bear"....Are Phat Koala bears sexy???
Kitty
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:00 pm
by BlauBear
That's a pseudonym infringement there Kitty - Bear's taken!
If I participate, does that make me Bear ASS?
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:27 pm
by jneihouse
Yep......And a cheap shooter is a Tight Ass.....A shooter that always cracks wise is a Smart Ass.......anyone else........??
Kitty
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:00 pm
by BlauBear
Guess I need to really watch out for the hot brass...
George - Are you guys actually shooting small bore matches every Wednesday, or is my poor color vision misleading me?
Yup Yup
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:59 am
by GeoNLR
Yes, well only until September.... these are approved matches and all go in the books. Count for legs in our slams and move us up quickly....
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:38 am
by BlauBear
Hmmm... Any River Rats interested in burning up the road some this summer?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:45 am
by ajj
All River Rats are welcome except that Rasmussen kid. Keep his young ass at home. Doesn't he have homework?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:53 am
by BlauBear
ajj wrote:All River Rats are welcome except that Rasmussen kid. Keep his young ass at home. Doesn't he have homework?
What? Prejudiced against red-heads?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:35 am
by kevinpagano
THat is one big group of ASS in Arkansas.