Not only is Hammy complaining about going to Winnsbouro, he's thinking about not going at all! Can we as a group come up with 101 reasons why Hammy should go! Please number your reasons!

reason 101: To escape the awful heat and humidity of South Florida and get away to the much cooler, less humid Central Louisiana if even for just a weekend?

Kitty

We do not really care if Hammy attends or not! It will be his loss as this is the LAST DANCE! Great food and adult beverages, door prizes out the ying yang, last chance to see great friends and more BS than the law should allow! Just bring hip boots at least as the BS will be flowing non-stop!

We are closing in on 160 entries today! The longer he waits the less chance for squadding with his choice as I have already put all the entries into the relays and will start printing cards on the 15th. After that I will NOT change for anybody or any excuse.

The program states that all squadding requests after May 15 will be on first come, first serve basis!

Reason 100:
Hammy cna't handle that much beer.

Innocent

Reason 102 - Best opportunity to see BH in prison garb

Number one, don't believe a word out of the mouth of this Jethro Bodine impersonator. I've already reserved a room at the Embers for 5 days between Evelio and Paul and a Marriachi band. I just might have to go to my girl's graduation so we haven't booked yet, but the idea of spending another 5 days cooped up with this kid might push me me over the edge. Sarge, don't you have room in your mansion for this giant pimple?

My house is already booked with Masshole and his beautiful wife and my two daughters. You can always sleep with BH or in the Sheriff's abode at the range if you can get it approved via Mary!

I knew I'd flush ya out with this one Hammy, and since when do kids have graduation, EVERY YEAR!!! I mean I'm not even that old yet and I only remember graduation for 5th grade 8th grade and 12th grade. Don't know what this every year stuff is?

We will believe 5th grade, but will need copies of your diplomas for the 8th and 12th. Booking flights tonite, as usual I get the aisle, you get the middle next the other fat guy.

Ya whatever. There was not a fatty on the way up to Pittsburg, if you remember correctly! She was actually kinda cute. I got the wild ogre on the way back.

You must email or pm me your squad ding requests ASAP.ultiple entries arriving each day. Glad you can make it

We're coming sarge, just be careful what you wish for...

We have seen and heard it all. Nimrods like y'all do not phase us! Jerry and I have forgotten more BS than you will ever know! We are old farts so do not forget that! Just ask Mary!

Oh Ducky, Hammy and I can turn into quite the duo! Look forward to meeting ya!

No problem. We are simply professionals against mere novices!