hi all
it is with great pleasure i would like to offer my sincere congratulations to innocent ( mary ) for being nominated and unanimously being accepted in to the ramslammers
and now becoming our first international member.
i am unsure if you can sink low enough to meet our standards . but im sure with time we can corrupt you as we have many others . wear your patch with pride as if caught
out of uniform u may be fined and we have spy's every were.

regards
toad

uniform is attached Sir Toad! As for being corrupted, I am after all Innocent, and intend to remain that way. As for sinking low enough, well, I must admit Land of the Christmas Kangaroo is lower on the earth than fine America and Santa!!! So I guess I shall have to see if the CK is better than Santa myself some time and show by Boxing day.

Innocent