I know that it is a topic that the media is spouting about and it has even been brought up here a couple of times. Well when I was in the U.S. Army there was no such thing, it was rather a simple process. If you sat down or squatted to pee you were sent directly to the Coast Guard or Air Force. If you dressed like a girl or made sheep nervous, you were sent to the Navy. If you were a pickle smoocher or liked to practice swallowing swords you were given the option of going to the 101st or the marines. Pretty simple back then.

"pickle smoocher" Thats one I haven't heard before. Must be more common term out west or up north. LMAO!

Here's a pickle smooching jump jockey that snuck in the 82nd I think ?



cheers,

No sir, maybe a couple of pervs might have gotten in, but no pickle smoochers! Never seen anyone go out the door on their knees!