G'Day All
I'd like to welcome our new inductee's into the brotherhood. At the Ramslammers annual meeting two weeks ago three shooters were awarded a "Ball of SHAME" patch which is our member badge and you don't want to know what's on it. The new slammers are Hendo from a place called Wagga Wagga, The Ex Pom from South Australia ( called the stinking pom by us) and lastly Outback Mick on a Chairmans descetion,as two of the Cowboy team destined for the USA were members we thought Mick would make a trifecta. Unfortunately he then procceded to win cash (bloody mongrul). Anyway welcome to the madhouse and we're proud to have you on board.
The Chairman

Ramslammer, as a member of the the F troop, what is on your BOS badge can only be imagined, but I'm sure is quite appropriate. Welcome to new members of the brotherhood, who seem to be 'in the money' right now but you might want to warn them about other shooters carrying red and blue Sharpies at the nationals. so they can guard their 'look good' attire with a vengence.


Innocent

Innocent wrote:.............. but you might want to warn them about other shooters carrying red and blue Sharpies at the nationals. so they can guard their 'look good' attire with a vengence. Innocent

LOL... love it

Bob259,
You are one of the few that understands some of the ANZ rivilary....let alone some of the yank Aussie rivilarAh and I have both, what a mixture and to top it off my grandfather was born in Australia, although his younger brother was born in NZ.

Innocent

G'Day Innocent
During the year we release a few badges out of captivity. This year my counterpart in NZ Geoff was blessed with the dubious honor of receiving one which he then proceeded to deface, and by doing so got one up on us. But it's nice to know it can happen. Ask the Brothers at Raton for a gekko at one I'm sure they will show you. As long as when they are shooting they are in the official uniform(so ask them after).
The Chairman

Cheers to Geoff....just a little colour and the flag will be correct!!!!


Innocent

Hello All,
As Juddy has mentioned my BOS patch, (Brotherhood members ticket) was given not for some heinous crime against the silhouette fraternity, but simply as they (in this case the Chairman) felt that I would be "left out" of the revelry and feel poorly for it. What a load of Bullsh#t!

Now I'm forced down to a very much lower level of behaviour, both on and off the firing line.

I understand most of you folk have not had the misfortune to actually sight the Ramslammers on mass. Picture this, a pod of whales beached around a table littered with numerous empty bottles of cheap beer. (The only thing that doesn't fit in this picture is the small toad croaking about some s#*t tucked away in the corner.) That about sums it up.
Not something you aspire to be involved with let me tell you.

Thankfully I'm in a position that I will be taking sums of money off these clowns.

That gets that off my chest.

Regards,
Outback Mick

Mick, have you had the misfortune of seeing the "nude night shoot" photo? Poor Taps had the unenviable task of taking the snap and has never been the same since. Even the Japanese would turn their noses up at that "pod of whales".

We may need an Australian unit in F Troop...

Commander Kitty
F Troop

Back again,
Having given RMS a miss for a few years I was one of the lucky ones that missed the "nude night shoot", in actual fact I haven't seen the said photo and if I'm lucky I'll see my three score & ten before I do, but I'm not game to say I'll "never ever" see it.

We all know Taps had at least one problem, similar to the other Brain Injury Brother, but the little I have seen of him lately he does seem a little worse for wear. I would suspect that the photo incident has pushed him just that little bit closer to the edge. The other reason is being stuck in a Kenworth truck, blah!

Keeping in mind the "water is thicker than blood" incident at Canberra, I have finished trolling through my shirt drawer and low and behold I've discovered several items that mongrel Judd won't ever get his grubby mits on. I will need to be careful as the Ramslammer is cunning and shifty, a person of low repute and not to be trusted. However apparently a Kiwi is good enough to hang one on him.....

Regards,
Outback Mick

Commander Kitty,
Outback Mick has my vote for leader of the OZ F troop, and for some of us that are bilingual enough to catch both versions of English...yes they need an FTroop post down under.
Innocent

Outback Mick,
In Juddy's defense I will have to say he at least knew about an incident involving the finer art of teaching some of the younger members of the OZ team to skillfully impress some of the future beaching whales of America. Something about removing water bottle labels and replacing them upside down and giving them to young score keepers as fine water from down under....so maybe he isn't as cunning as you might think.

Innocent

I see a road trip for troop inspection coming

Bob259...Road trip inspection sounds good to me you ready?
Innocent

Innocent wrote:Bob259...Road trip inspection sounds good to me you ready?
Innocent

Ready!!!