So it looks like the goal post are in place.
Sensible, based on knowledge and performance =16.
Outrageous, based on ignorance & greed = 40.
All we need now is the beer and stupid to kick in.........
Dawgy over to you bud.

slowstdy wrote:So it looks like the goal post are in place.
Sensible, based on knowledge and performance =16.
Outrageous, based on ignorance & greed = 40.
All we need now is the beer and stupid to kick in.........
Dawgy over to you bud.

I think he said 16 to 20.....let me scroll back up......

lone ringer wrote:so I believe the handicap should be somewhere between 16 to 20 points for the aggregate of the four scores.
Tony

Yeah.....No way I'm dropping that other 4 points..

WAIT!!!!! I'm not even in this match......

Still stand by by my first number chicken +24

[quote="GeoNLR"]
Let me make this statement and let it be official

Okay, i have to step in here. Chicken, mayber you should change your name to Chicken PooPoo! My $ is on Limey! You are just running scared!

hey Dawg, What about it? Maybe you need to get Mongo involved as I recall him standing by with a gallon milk jug filled with adult beverage! It was so complicated, I still do not understand the flim flam that ya'll pulled on the Limey! Maybe we need to break out pea shooters!

Just a short time for the games to begin!

[quote="genphideaux"][quote="GeoNLR"]
Let me make this statement and let it be official

Chickster,

You are still running scared! Jerry and I are the only ones able to sanction and approved any grudge matches and one between Mary and Dawg ain't gonna fly.

How about a match between Chicken and me if he gives me enough targets? it will have to be on the side as I am NOT participating in the match to be fair to Lawton and Cathy!

My, my, my! Looks like y'all spent the whole weekend in the barn yard hurlin' residue at each other. And to think I mispent my time cutting hay in the west pasture an fixin water lines.

Just makes me smile to think of Foghorn Chickster, Barnyard Dawg, Our Lady of the Imaculate Pom Poms (wisht I could see that!), Sir Limey and Duc Gumbeaux going at it at Winsboro.

Next year I should otta sell a couple of guns and go see professionals at work. Guess I'll hafta stop by IFA fer some irrigation boots.

dwl

Looks like everyone is trying really hard for the 'Golden Cow Pie' award for sure......

No need for hip boots here... waders are mandatory!!!!

Utah Dave says

Our Lady of the Imaculate Pom Poms (wisht I could see that!),

Dave, I'm sure there will be photographers around if for nothing else the blackmail chances. I haven't contacted a makeup artist yet, obviously my son's choice in that field is not my choice, no tellin' what color my toenails would end up, not to mention that the pom poms probably wouldn't match.

Limeaux,
What color would like to have for your cheerleaders?

Innocent

OH MY this is making me want to fly down there just to be a spectator. Let me get out a spotting scope and aim it at the shooters staging area instead of at the animals, well there might be some animals there too. And what color pom poms Mary?

Kevin,
What ever color Limey wants. I've never been known for my fashion sense according to my teenager... so as long as it is a color that Limey can deal with it'll be fine with me.
Limey,
The pom/pom color should be chosen, soon so I can forward a care package to Winny ahead of my flight. I will draw the line on wearing heels though I can't keep my balance in them sober so don't even consider it with adult beverages.

Innocent

Somebody is filming this thing, right?

Match? What match? The games have begun and we may have to get out the canoes and piroux or two! Chickster may be in the proverbial PooPoo Creek without a paddle!!

Just remember that this thread is being monitored by the professional BS judges! We have taken ourselves out of the context to give the neophite's a chance!

By the way, we will definitely have another dozen "Orange" Tee shirts to present!