Sgt ODucky....you inadvertently started SNOSS by providing the proper equipmient.

Innocent

You know my son i responsible for a considerable sized club that wears orange scrubs with LRPD on the back......He goes out every evening and slects new members from the general populace in Little Rock Arkanasas.....Detains them and discusses with them the qualification of wearing the club uniform and if he feel that they meet the criterion he gives them a ride in his two tone city vechicle with the pretty lights in a special protected cubical in the back and they get to wear the LRPD fun club Orange sweats. Only thing,they dont' get to keep the uniform.....but they do get to stay free in the clubhouse while they wear the uniform....and they get field trips to tours the court buildings and get to wear "bling"...the "bling" bracelets are in sets though and held tobether with a short chain....Mostly humble people get in the club...they all protest they are not worthy of wearing the uniform or wearing the "bling"....I've thried to get the boy to hook his momma up with a set of the bling bracelets but he seems afraid to surprisee her with them

Kitty

Oh Great Commander Kitty, you are so gracious with your thoughts of providing Mrs. Kitty with such fine BLING. I must admit the color orange has a humbling side to those that wear it...just ask William of Orange.

Innocent

Gracious is not the word she used....


Kitty

Kitty,

I am not sure if we could persuade the Sheriff to donate some of your bling for our match. We will try and get a little bling so that you and Mary can feel more comfortable.

That's why we love Ducky!!

Kitty

How can I buy one them there southern, "Shoot like a Girl," shirts in XXL? What in Orange color can I buy in XXL? Predator did not have any shirts left over in XXL, which are more conservative in our parts. I understand anything goes down in your parts?
I am out to buy T shirt apparel from anywhere related to the sport, of coarse.

The coveted Orange shirts from the Southern Nationals are actual prisoner apparel from the Franklin Parish Detention Center donated by the Sheriff. They are new and have never been worn or laundried. They are not for sale and have to be earned. Jerry and I are the jury on who deserves a shirt. They cannot be earned by a resident of Louisiana. I guess you could buy one from someone who has one.

I will sell mine for a million dollars, or you can get a free one by robbing the Winnsboro KwikiMart and smiling for the camera..

hambone49 wrote:I will sell mine for a million dollars, or you can get a free one by robbing the Winnsboro KwikiMart and smiling for the camera..

I would ask if that's how you got yours, but figure this explains why you have two.

Well you could come to Dade county Florida get arested and I will be glad to give you one of my orange shirts

duckgumbo wrote:The coveted Orange shirts from the Southern Nationals are actual prisoner apparel from the Franklin Parish Detention Center donated by the Sheriff. They are new and have never been worn or laundried. They are not for sale and have to be earned. Jerry and I are the jury on who deserves a shirt. They cannot be earned by a resident of Louisiana. I guess you could buy one from someone who has one.

My guess is that if you are from Louisiana and get one of these shirts, you've had a really bad day.