Kitty,
How about using that paddle to move some of the water away from the Spacecoast?

Innocent

Would like to help, you guys have had it rough and it doesn't look like you'll get a break...If you need to evacuate you're welcome to billet in the man cave...We'll even re-name it in honor of your presence....We'll call it the "Displaced Shooters Haven".....BB can come over and you can have a frisky political debate while shooting a round of 10 meter air rifle in the living room...Fridge on on and running to keep supplies cool and all the reloading stuff will be your disposal.....

Kitty

jneihouse wrote:Hey Pat,

Limey called and wanted to know where you were going to put your tent at Arkansas this year??? Wonder what that's all about???

Kitty

Tough crowd. I'd thought you'd killed those brain cells by now. Drink more.

I have not stolen anything, but someones brake lights got wired to their horn. Not a clue who did this.

My daughter keeps bringing the cow pie in from the garbage. I must remember to adjust her scope.

Kitty. I fondled your new rifle last night. Why is it in a left handed stock?

BB, are you still having buyer's remorse over the airgun?

Mary, I thought you told me sand got everywhere? Did I mention my new 1937 52B with a Lyman Jr Targetspot on it? Really cool. Looks new. My sickness knows now bounds.



Gun shoots good. I ought to be able to shoot AA scores easily.

Kitty. I fondled your new rifle last night.

You could have just said "Kitty, I slept with your wife last night"...But no, you had to go and involve an innocent rifle...Now you have sullied my honor and I'll have to kill you....too bad too...other than totally forgetting where you put your tent you're a nice guy...You surely have been around long enough to know that you don't leave a tent laying around loose in Winnsboro, where bare assed felons are known to roam..

Kitty

Hey Kitty, Bit free with that offensive "roam" word. Go clean your key board.

jneihouse wrote:Would like to help, you guys have had it rough and it doesn't look like you'll get a break...If you need to evacuate you're welcome to billet in the man cave...We'll even re-name it in honor of your presence....We'll call it the "Displaced Shooters Haven".....BB can come over and you can have a frisky political debate while shooting a round of 10 meter air rifle in the living room...Fridge on on and running to keep supplies cool and all the reloading stuff will be your disposal.....

Kitty

She may want to wait until some of our other "guest" have gone home...
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CZ 452
Brooks trigger Kit
JP spring
Burris Signature rings
BSA 8-32X44 scope

Mary, I thought you told me sand got everywhere?

Pat, we are careful enough to carry the car mats on the beach man...if you forgot the towel.

BB,
Never used a taser but I bet I could learn to use one.
At least they didn't this way.

Innocent

Please note, no evacuees were allowed in the man cave/displaced shooter's cave.....The barracks at Fort Chaffee are more comfortable anyway....And I shoot shoplifters.....It's legal here.....

Kitty

Keyboard clean, Limey....You know, there has been only one person who was able to name each one of the "felons" in the no infamous picture.....Don't even want to know how that person picked you all out....too much knowledge is not a good thing sometimes...By the way, all goes well we are going to add air rifle silhouette and air pistol silhouette to our schedule here at Old Fort Gun Club next year. I hope you don't mind, I gave our pistol guy your email address as a source for info.

Thanks

Kitty

psteiger wrote: BB, are you still having buyer's remorse over the airgun?

Eh? No buyer's remorse on that purchase! I'm not entirely pleased with the stock weight, but Evelio has already cautioned me not to even think it.

there has been only one person who was able to name each one of the "felons" in the no infamous picture

Now wait a minute here, that entire crew is easy to name, only because of the footwear and being in the habit of observing little details.

Innocent

Footwear.......riiiight....

Kitty

Innocent wrote:Now wait a minute here, that entire crew is easy to name, only because of the footwear and being in the habit of observing little details.

Innocent

Somehow, that seems like a vegetarian grading beef, although that's an unfortunate comparison in this case.