Tbone was on fire today!

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:05 pm

Innocent wrote:Kyle, I'm getting those messages as well...just not hitting submit button twice!!!

Now Bob 259, you want bail money??? Hell what makes you think I wont be right there watching and innocently bystanding?

Mary

As they say, Mary: A friend bails you out, and a real friend friend is sitting in the same cell saying "Now that was fun!"

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:55 pm

I'm pretty sure we're the same size in a thong

'Bone, the fact that you know what size you wear in a thong is disturbing and just plain wrong on many levels

...It is important to know what size your wife and your girlfriend wear and even more importantly, never wrap the two at the same time.....ever...

Kitty

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:04 am

BB, by the time I got old enough to not have them call the folks I had figured out how to 1) not get caught or 2) talk my way out of it before I got to the cell.

Hambone...trying on your wife's thong eh? Well bettr make sure the girfriends is a different size so you don't accidently slip into them on your way home one morning.

Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:20 am

Innocent wrote:BB, by the time I got old enough to not have them call the folks I had figured out how to 1) not get caught or 2) talk my way out of it before I got to the cell.

Innocent

Rules for effective party:
1) Don't get caught.
2) If you are caught, don't make it worse by reciting the deputy's ancestry.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:39 pm

The deputy was the easy one to handle, it was that look from Mom...
Innocent

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:41 pm

Ok...so what ever actually happened to T-Bone ?

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:47 pm

He bit off more than he could chew and choked.

Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:47 pm

metalhead wrote:Ok...so what ever actually happened to T-Bone ?

The belief is Hambone put out a contract on old T-Bone to get his rifles and vest. But that said I guess he is innocent till proven guilty

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:51 pm

I'm sorry, that is just as lame as this whole thread...Just Sayin'n

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:02 pm

Allright, finally back on topic! Tbone's demise was artfully described on page 6, some type of electrical malfunction with his meat slicer. The best liars always stick to their stories. BTW, in honor of my beloved Dolphins kicking the stinkin' Jet's asses today, I shall commission a new rifle in aqua and orange. But this time I will have it addressed to my wife.(her birthday is coming up)

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:11 pm

Better have "RIP Brett Farve" lettered on the stock....Your 'Fins just buried him and any remnants of his career..

Kitty

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:15 pm

You got that right. And I'm still mad about having to peel that #4 off my Packer rifle. Revenge is sweet, party at the Pennington's tonite!

malinois · Post by **malinois** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:25 am

Talk about justice those guys that fired the quaterback will probably get there ass handed to them today.....lol....

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:37 am

It is indeed a glorious day. Considering the worst assholes from NYC are already here, it is even better. The Marlins in '03, the Mets choking again, and now this? Did I mention it's 82 again today?

hambone49 · Post by **hambone49** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:24 pm

Here is a picture of my Pop and the rifle that caused Mom to give him the "silent treatment". Dad said it was a "Win-Win", whatever that means. Babybone

Tbone was on fire today!

What do you mean lame?