He stole it????

Kitty

McAlice has a supporter shirt...not a member shirt...there are presently only 4 official members of TPK...to be part of TPK requires approval of ALL 4 members, along with Commander Kitty...that's if, and only if, they meet the initial requirements...even then they may only become a honorary member...Mini Kitty (Mini 39) does have final say...

But we'll glaldy allow anyone to wear the supporter periwinkle shirts

Commander I did not swipe that purple shirt. It was presented to me as a gift at my induction ceremony into the official TPK supporters group. But now my wife has taken ownership of it. She still wears it often on the weekends. I will be sure to "borrow " it to wear when I come to the Regional this year. See ya in August, Susan.

JB, I cant' believe you are still jealous that you did not get a supporter shirt. TPK demands higher standards from its support group. You don't even meet the minimum.

John, Your defense is outstanding. McAlice, I have no further comment in this post.

JB...be nice and I'll consider putting you up for a supporter shirt! But of course if you are nice to McAlice I'll know something is wrong and you'll just have to do without.
Innocent the Matriarch of TPK

Mary, You are killin me!

JB, I think we need to take up a collection for a cell phone for McAlice!

Innocent

Mary, my two daughters have tried to buy me a #$^&%%**# cell phone for years. I promised to put a 7mm bullet through it and return it to them. They know I will carry out this threat. Save your money, girlfriend. I can get along just fine with out one.

Can you hear me now?

Mary, I'm torn weather or not to say anything about a cell phone or a turtle. What should I do?

Jim Beckley wrote:Mary, I'm torn weather or not to say anything about a cell phone or a turtle. What should I do?

Go for it JB

Mention the tree that was cut down by all the kill hash marks from the hairly tialed rat count.

Innocent

Don't hold back JB.

Well I'm getting all kinds of encouragement here! First off I don't want to mention any names and make someone feel bad, but McAlice had quite a high tree rat count at his old house in Colorado, but while we were in Mo. last year he made Bonner pull over to save a turtle that was crossing the road, didn't want to see it get sqashed. The other thing the guy had a cell phone with him, said that Sara made him bring it. Maybe it was to give her a call to tell her about the turtle he saved!

Forgot to put it on silent did he? Rang while you were letting him become Road Kill target trying to get the turtle out of the road??? McAlice clearly needs to spend some time in the islands and learn what turtles taste like, he'll forget the hairy tailed rat stew after that.

Innocent

The Orange shirts that are so coveted and rare at the Southern Nationals in Winnsboro can only be awarded to out-of-state competitors. This is because Franklin Parish Sheriff Steve Pylant is gracious enough to give some brand new prisoner apparel from the Franklin Parish Detention Center. Jerry and I had an agreement with Sheriff Pylant that we would only award them to Out-of-state competitors to avoid any Louisiana citizen from getting hauled off to some other jail in Louisiana if they were to wear them in state! Jerry and I usually come up with some lame brained reason to award them. Anyone that makes known to either Jerry or myself that they would like one of these shirts immediately goes on th "Do not receive" list (just ask Limey).

I hope this clears up the Orange Shirts! Jerry and I did not have anything to do with(SNOSS)!