Oyez chama, como se dice? Tu etes un gran comico y personage, pero poquito loco tambien. Mucho scratchyerass , y manana? El sobrino de Evelio

ich verstehe ueberhaupt nicht, was hier los geht. Vor allem moechte ich darauf hinweisen, dass Viele von uns kein spanisch verstehen. Koennten wir diese Diskussion auf eine andere Sprache fuehren, die wir alle verstehen koennen?

Danke.

Ok...whats next.

Saturdays match, of course. We have so many competitors, I will have to cut up some more coldcuts for lunch. And no fancy frenchy food for you, Ralph.

I'll bring the Nyquil.

tbone, you just insulted the French (not so bad) and Germans (now you're in trouble) at the same time...

On behalf of the Bone family, with a heavy heart I must report the demise of Tbone. When he didn't show up for his match today, we became worried, so after I won I went over to his trailer to check on him. I can't get into too many details, but a meat slicer, a frayed cord and a wet floor were involved. A large hunk of salami was in one hand, and a Pabst Blue Ribbon in the other. His last words were "don't let this thread die", and I think he whispered something about me taking all his rifles. And guess what, his vest even fits me. Athough he used to unmercifully tease me about my sexuality, punch me real hard in the shoulder for no reason, and borrow money and never pay it back, I truly loved the guy. Now, let's all honor his memory with an inch and a half of silence.






Thank you. I'm sure many of you would like to remember Tbone with some posthumous praise, so have at it. Believe me, he would have wanted it that way. I will also get back to you about a memorial fund.

He was a nice guy, a little misguided...I think his untoward affection fot the University of Miami somehow figured into his demise....So many criminals surround Miami's athletic programs....Not like our blue ribbon SEC schools...

Kitty

My condolecence to porterhouse and serloin on thier lost..he will be surely missed now that he is in the great steak house in the sky.

Poor Tbone....didn't even get to see his beloved Gators beat Alabama.

Tbone's inlaws, outlaws and exlaws are probably relieved to not have to fret over what to get such an ego manic for Christmas....

Roll Tide.

Innocent

Roll tide ? what does rolling bleach bottles have to do with anything.

According to his obituary, Tbone's real name was Theodore Chaim Bonewitzky. And although he bled green and orange, he had the Gators plus ten points. ( Tim Tbone for the Heisman!)

My dear child Ahmed, you are not old enough to really remember the Bear and besides Tim Tbone isn't as good as the press makes him out to be.

Hambone...just like vulture relatives as soon as one dies the distant cousins cry the loudest at the funeral and claim to have been the closest to the dearly deceased in their time of need. Hope you cleaned up the beer bottles laying around.


Innocent

Thanks mary but i think we are very close in age you and i...I think old hambone bleed all over that rifle of his too.