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Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:40 pm

Kitty I quote Gator "Innocent - Hah !", and you and your group of reprobates manage to find a bouncer big enough to handle all of you?????
I guess Bigfoot does really live in the great NW and work as a bouncer too.....

Innocent

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:48 pm

To paraphrase Ron White "I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but I was pretty sure they were going to use enough".......Besides that there was something wrong with the floor, none of us could walk straight.......Go figure, it's the Left Coast....

Kitty

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:57 pm

jneihouse wrote:...Besides that there was something wrong with the floor, none of us could walk straight.......Go figure, it's the Left Coast....

Kitty

Ah - Probably a mild earthquake then.

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:32 pm

jneihouse wrote:Twas in Portland, it was. And that girl had no clothes on....The story involves a tongue, a lesbian, several dancers and a really big bouncer.....

Kitty

You're not talking about the Jiggles club, are you? That scenario sounds eerily familiar and I wasn't even in the state when it happened to you guys...

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:07 am

Jason wrote:
jneihouse wrote:Twas in Portland, it was. And that girl had no clothes on....The story involves a tongue, a lesbian, several dancers and a really big bouncer.....

Kitty
You're not talking about the Jiggles club, are you? That scenario sounds eerily familiar and I wasn't even in the state when it happened to you guys...

Ah, 'tis an oft told tail - er - tale...

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:31 am

I'm seeing those visions again..... not pretty, but I'll rerun them through again

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:41 am

You're not talking about the Jiggles club, are you? That scenario sounds eerily familiar and I wasn't even in the state when it happened to you guys... Surprised Laughing

Jason,

Honestly can't remember (surprise). The idea for the tour came about when upon leaving the restaurant one member of the Ducky, Kutty, Chicken group expressed that he had never been to one of "those" places....I'll leave it to your imagination as to who the innocent one was.....Ducky, being the leader that he is, said this must be corrected at once....I concurred.....So, hailing a cab, we called for the "best" of those places.....Cabby took us to a place that was topless/bottomless (they could wear a belt, I guess) that was supposed to be the Portland Trailblazers favorite hangout....I deemed it safe, after all if a professional basketball team couldn't hut the place what could three "wobbly" silhouette shooters do to it?????. I vaguely remember Ducky and I paying 20 bucks each for something to a drink girl who was sitting on both of our laps and Ducky treating the Chickster to "something he had never experienced before" Then there was a lesbian who was a drink girl spending her tip money on the dancers......Then all of a sudden we looked and our drinks were gone and there was a big guy telling us our taxi was waiting outside...........

Kitty

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:41 am

You're not talking about the Jiggles club, are you? That scenario sounds eerily familiar and I wasn't even in the state when it happened to you guys... Surprised Laughing

Jason,

Honestly can't remember (surprise). The idea for the tour came about when upon leaving the restaurant one member of the Ducky, Kutty, Chicken group expressed that he had never been to one of "those" places....I'll leave it to your imagination as to who the innocent one was.....Ducky, being the leader that he is, said this must be corrected at once....I concurred.....So, hailing a cab, we called for the "best" of those places.....Cabby took us to a place that was topless/bottomless (they could wear a belt, I guess) that was supposed to be the Portland Trailblazers favorite hangout....I deemed it safe, after all if a professional basketball team couldn't hut the place what could three "wobbly" silhouette shooters do to it?????. I vaguely remember Ducky and I paying 20 bucks each for something to a drink girl who was sitting on both of our laps and Ducky treating the Chickster to "something he had never experienced before" Then there was a lesbian who was a drink girl sitting between Chiken and I spending her tip money on the dancers......Then all of a sudden we looked and our drinks were gone and there was a big guy telling us our taxi was waiting outside...........

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:15 am

Hmmm...such a vivid memory a double post

Kitty are you still shaking from the memories of the chickster, or the bouncer?????

One more question... Did Ducky try to blow the feathers away to get a better look?

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:38 pm

Wow, I got to stop traveling with Crackers. Driving straight through at 67 mph to save gas doesn't sound anything like the fun you all are having!

Hello

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