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Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:31 am
by Snake
Reminds me of the riddle......What do you call an Irishman with 50 girlfriends?.......shepherd!
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:17 am
by Innocent
LOL..no wonder McAlice doesn't have a cell phone, with that many girlfriends he doesn't want them calling at the most inappropriate times.
Innocent
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:39 pm
by silhouette13
Snake wrote:Reminds me of the riddle......What do you call an Irishman with 50 girlfriends?.......shepherd!
whoa that is racist!!!!!! good thing they are all too drunk to be offended.
anyone else get a rash from the wool?
dave
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:14 pm
by Trent
silhouette13 wrote:Snake wrote:Reminds me of the riddle......What do you call an Irishman with 50 girlfriends?.......shepherd!
whoa that is racist!!!!!! good thing they are all too drunk to be offended.
anyone else get a rash from the wool?
dave
LOL!!
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:19 pm
by BCloninger
Just a little Woolite in a spray bottle, and that's all I'm sayin'.
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:07 am
by Snake
Now ya'all understand why Guru gets so upset when he 'dings' a Ram
And by the way, God invented whisky to keep the Irish from conquering the world...so there's another good reason for drinking
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:10 am
by Innocent
jjp...don't even think about Whiskey....it'll give you a headache! Now a good single malt Scotch on the other hand...
McAlice, you been hitting that 'Rocky Mountain stream beer' again, you've been awful quiet with all this love going around!
Innocent
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:32 pm
by jjp
Innocent wrote:jjp...don't even think about Whiskey....it'll give you a headache! Now a good single malt Scotch on the other hand...
McAlice, you been hitting that 'Rocky Mountain stream beer' again, you've been awful quiet with all this love going around!
Innocent
So you need some whisky? I don't do it with the E. But like a few without the E.
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:42 am
by hambone49
I'll play with the only joke I have. What's an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato.
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:08 pm
by Snake
Whoa...I think our man is actually a Scotsman........Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? 'Cause sheep can hear a zipper yards off! Wait maybe that explains his troubles with Rams
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:13 pm
by Bob259
You guys are treading on very dangerous ground... Remember, Hell hath no fury like that of a mad Goat Roo...
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:14 pm
by silhouette13
Snake wrote: 'Cause sheep can hear a zipper yards off!
the sheep call him snake too! for good reason!
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:25 pm
by Snake
The sheep call him daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddyyyyyy
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:52 pm
by Jim Beckley
McAlice, They are killin ya! McAlice doesn't have enough class to be Irish. A drunk Irishman fell down a flight of stairs with a bottle in his back pocket, he felt something running down his leg, he muttered God I hope it's blood!
Re: Shhhhhhh... don't tell the Guru. I just ordered a 6.5mm
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:01 pm
by CZforlife
How do you confuse an Irishman? Put two shovels against a wall, and tell him to take his Pick...