INNOCENT...........THANKS FOR THE OFFER OF HELPING THE CHIMP GET A REPLACEMENT RIFLE, BUT ONE BAD PURCHASE IS ENOUGH. WHEN HE WENT TO THE PAWNSHOP, HE ONLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE BEAT UP 788 OR A SIAMESE MAUSER IN .45/70. SAID HE COULD BARELY LIFT THE MAUSER, SO HE SETTLED FOR THE 788 CAUSE IT WAS ALREADY SCOPED. I THINK HE MADE THE BETTER CHOICE..........BUT THIS IS A MUTE POINT AS THE TRUCKER NOW HAS THE 788. BESIDES , RAMBO TELLS ME HE IS ALMOST BROKE AND I'M NOT GOING TO LEND HIM ANYMORE MONEY. HE'LL JUST LOSE IT PLAYING CARDS. HE PUT THE HAT ON A MAXED OUT CREDIT CARD. THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.

We could collect money from Greg Conner for me not to kiss him at this years nationals and donate towards a new steel chickens hat!!

Innocent

GOT A CALL FROM THE CHIMP THIS MORNING. HE WAS CALLING FROM A PAYPHONE JUST NORTH OF SANTE FE. SAID ALL OF HIS CELLPHONE MINUTES WERE USED UP. WITH NO GUN, PENNYLESS, AND FEELING SICK OVER THE LOSS OF THE PHARR STOCKED M700, RAMBO HAS DECIDED NOT TO ATTEND THE NATIONALS AFTER ALL. SAID MR. CONNER CAN MAIL HIS ENTRY FEE REFUND CHECK TO GUATEMALA. WHAT?... I ASK!...SAYS HE STOPPED AT AN INTERNET CAFE AND PUT HIS RESUME ON MONSTER.COM. SEEMS HE LANDED A JOB ON A BANANA PLANTATION AS A PRODUCT QUALITY TASTE TESTER. SAYS HE HOPES TO SOMEDAY ESTABLISH AN HP SILHOUETTE RANGE ON SOME CHEAP CLEAR CUT JUNGLE LAND DOWN NEAR THE HONDURAS BORDER. SAID HE CAN BE REACHED AT 1-800-GO BANANAS. WELL.....TELL YOU WHAT.....I AM DISSAPOINTED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT. WAS LOOKING FOWARD TO SEEING MY FRIEND AGAIN, HAVING A STEAK DINNER AND A BEER OR TWO AT THE ICE HOUSE, CHECKING OUT THE LOCAL GUNSHOPS AND B.S."ING ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD BACK IN RENO. AND YEA....MAYBE A LITTLE BACKROOM POKER ACTION AT SOME DOWNTOWN RATON WATERING HOLE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.....ALL THE FUN THINGS TO DO AT NIGHT DURING NATIONALS. NOT SURE IF THEY GOT ANY G-STRING JOINTS THERE.(no...i"m not talking about musical instruments.) GRANTED,RATON IS NO RENO, BUT I"LL BET THERE IS PLENTY OF ACTION TO BE HAD IF YOU ASK AROUND.THE CHIMP WOULD KNOW................DAMN....WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.

BOB MC ALICE wrote:.....ALL THE FUN THINGS TO DO AT NIGHT DURING NATIONALS. NOT SURE IF THEY GOT ANY G-STRING JOINTS THERE.(no...i"m not talking about musical instruments.) GRANTED,RATON IS NO RENO, BUT I"LL BET THERE IS PLENTY OF ACTION TO BE HAD IF YOU ASK AROUND.THE CHIMP WOULD KNOW................DAMN....WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.

The good news... Well maybe not 'good news', is Kitty will be there with his Thong and new T-Shirt... Bring your dollars the Kitty needs new shoes and more cat nip. Whayyyyyy Hooooooo

BOB 259............I NEED TO MEET THIS GUY. SOUNDS LIKE WE COULD TEAR UP THE RATON NIGHTLIFE. WILL HE BE STAYING FOR HP? TO HELL WITH RAMBO! (just kidding rambo)......... BOB M.

GOT AN E-MAIL FROM THE CHIMP TODAY. SAYS THE SPICEY LITTLE ENCHILADA (nice young lady) IN THE HUMAN(?) RESOURCES DEPARTMENT LET HIM USE HER COMPUTER. (back away from the girl rambo......she"s jail bait. .....central american prisons are no place for a monkey). HE ALSO SENT HIS EMPLOYEE PHOTO ON HIS PLANTATION ID BADGE. SAID HE GOT A RIDE ALL THE WAY TO DENVER INTERNATIONAL ON THE BACK OF A HARLEY DRIVEN BY A CHICK. SAYS HE HAS NO PROBLEM SLIPPING PAST THE TSA SECURITY AGENTS (no surprise here) AND JUMPING INTO THE CARGO HOLD OF A GUATEMALA BOUND FED-EX DC-10. ONCE AIRBORNE , SAID THE PILOTS LET HIM TAKE THE CONTROLS FOR A WHILE..............I WILL JUST PASS ON WHAT HE WROTE TO YOU ALL:......."TO ALL MY SILHOUETTE SHOOTING FRIENDS, GOOD LUCK AT THE NATIONALS. BREAK THE TRIGGER IN THE ANIMAL, AND MOST OF ALL....HAVE FUN! HOPE TO SHOOT WITH YOU ALL AGAIN IN THE FUTURE....YOURS TRULY, RAMBO ............................. WELL THANKS FOR THAT AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU LITTLE BUDDY........KEEP US POSTED. ...........BOB M.

My only hope is that cigarette isn't loaded with a green leafy substance.

HEY THERE JB...YEA,IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN HIS YOUNGER DAYS. WAY BACK WHEN YOU BROUGHT UP THE" MONKEY WITH A GUN" POST. I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF KNOCKING OFF A SIXPACK WITH A FRIEND. THIS MONKEY SCENARIO STRUCK ME AS HILARIOUS , ESPECIALLY AFTER A COUPLE OF BEERS. I DARED MYSELF INTO TAKING IT FOR A SHORT RIDE. HOPE YOU ALL ACCEPTED IT FOR WHAT IT WAS, JUST A QUIRKEY STORY ABOUT AN EXTRORDINARY CHIMP ,WELL, A CHIMP WITH A GUN.................BOB M.

Damn it man, what you are telling me is that you made all of this up?

SORRY TO LET YOU DOWN JB, BUT RAMBO DOES NOT REALLY EXIST.........I THINK THAT YOU & I MIGHT BE SHOOTING TOO MUCH HIGHPOWER IN THE HOT SUN. THE HEAT,BRIGHT SUN, RECOIL & NOISE...TOO MUCH BEER....IT COULD BE MESSING WITH OUR HEADS. OH WELL. SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS...................BOB M.

I don't think I can take anymore. First I find out about Santa, then the Easter Bunny, and now Rambo, all in one week. There are only two things that are going to ease the pain that I have. Time and Mothers love.

I THINK THAT YOU & I MIGHT BE SHOOTING TOO MUCH HIGHPOWER IN THE HOT SUN. THE HEAT,BRIGHT SUN, RECOIL & NOISE...TOO MUCH BEER....IT COULD BE MESSING WITH OUR HEADS.

Hey say nothing of the stress of missing the target because some lousy ammo or scope not set correctly....Anyone that thought for a second that the Chimp was real is too serious...My only concern is his affection for piss poor rifles that do not fit him properly. He would have better luck hitting the target by squeezing the bananas much the way they do in the Jungle Book movie. You can chime in on that comment Limey!

I look forward to reading more stories of the Chimp as the matches progress.


Innocent

Innocent wrote:

.... He would have better luck hitting the target by squeezing the bananas much the way they do in the Jungle Book movie. ......Innocent

I won't take this to where I'm sure someone will ..... but... maybe that's what I need to try, nothing else seems to be working. Is Chimp available as a coach????

You know, I'm really going to miss that Chimp......Was almost like a member of the family.......

Kitty

JB.........TRY THIS PRESCRIPTION I OFTEN USE TO EASE MY PAIN. THREE COORS LIGHTS FOLLOWED BY A SHOT OF WILD TURKEY....REPEAT AS NEEDED TO EASE PAIN... ...............WAIT A MINUTE...THIS TREATMENT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF THE RAMBO STORY...I WILL HAVE TO CONSULT WITH MY THERAPIST ON THIS. MAYBE THIS IS HOW THE GAL THAT WROTE ALL THE HARRY POTTER STORIES GOT HER START.......NAH.