Trent wrote: Haha, I used to work with Jeff's first cousin, Sherri Foxworthy. She was always a heavy dose of "Southern". haha! I can only imagine what a Foxworthy thanksgiving is like!

I expect it would be something like...

A large bird (not a turkey, one the found along the road), deep fried in the "good" trash can. Lots of grits, greens, sweet potatoes. And homemade fireworks to go with the homemade rhubarb pie with candy corn. (What's a holiday without blowin' sh*t up?) With some "corn squeezin's" and/or Budwiser (RC Cola for the kids) served throughout.

How do I know? I'll never tell.