The Ultimate Answer!

[Trent]

Another thread gone haywire.

[CZforlife]

Really??? What happens, the bears smell the baccon grease and get worried about getting the runs?

[Bob259]

Another thread gone haywire.

I say it's all Innocent's fault and am sticking to it....

[CZforlife]

Another thread gone haywire.

I say it's all Innocent's fault and am sticking to it....

Agreed!

[Jerry G]

"I personally think it's going to take someone with a tongue sharp enough to cut paper, and the will to put forth the effort."

Where is Margrite when you need her?

[Snake]

Another old shooter identified the problem as "target avoidance syndrome" or TAS . Sometimes it appears when you have a perfect sight picture and inexplicably pull off a miss. or your mind takes you to other banks....you just don't want to destroy pretty sight pictures or complete bays of animals. Therapy is the only answer...and heavy drinking Electro-shock might work for McAlice if the amperes are high enough and the alligator clips well placed Or maybe a rolled up newspaper across the chops (my personal favorite!) Waddaya think?

[Jim Beckley]

Snake, Why didn't you think of this at the range? There was enough vehicles around, we could have hooked McAlice up to a few batteries! Could have juiced him right on the spot.

[Snake]

Jimbo..At the range I needed to be hooked up..to household current Thankfully someone pointed out that McAlice was wearing shorts...I thought he was trying to shoot from the back of a chicken

[Trent]

Jimbo..At the range I needed to be hooked up..to household current Thankfully someone pointed out that McAlice was wearing shorts...I thought he was trying to shoot from the back of a chicken

That is freaking funny right there!!!

[Trent]

Snake, Why didn't you think of this at the range? There was enough vehicles around, we could have hooked McAlice up to a few batteries! Could have juiced him right on the spot.

That would be an attachment and illegal by NRA rules... unless we made it permanent!

[Jim Beckley]

If we really had been thinking, we would have had Trent go down to one of the farmhouses by the range and run us down a couple of chickens, had McAlice hold them when we juiced him, McAlice would have been straighted out and we would have had fried chicken!

[Innocent]

Trent,
in case you haven't figured it out, any post started by JB for the purpose of showing his love for McAlice is going to go haywire almost immediately. If it doesn't then the love isn't showing through.
THe only thing I would really be cautious of is blasting Sara the way he has, that can get him in deep.

Innocent

[Trent]

If we really had been thinking, we would have had Trent go down to one of the farmhouses by the range and run us down a couple of chickens, had McAlice hold them when we juiced him, McAlice would have been straighted out and we would have had fried chicken!

You just want to see me chase a chicken!

[Innocent]

Trent, obviously you have very little training in chicken catching, you need to spend some time with jjp or myself....they are easy to catch, you just have to talk to them right. Now thie part about hooking them up to McAlice with the power, that can be another story. The hotwires he would probably welcome but the chickens that close is another story.

Innocent

[Another Dang 9]

Also rolled up news papers have been outlawed by the international communitee on cruelty to animals.