Blueberries and papparazzie

[Innocent]

JB that is correct you two act like long lost twin brothers! You realy should be more cautious about what secrets you let out of the bag on poor ol' McAlice, we know he keeps lots of 6mm's around, hidden.

Innocent

[Bob Mc Alice]

Trent, that was me calling Scotty to beam me up. There was no intelligent life at Greenmill shooting SB on such a windy day. But it was so windy that the transporter beam got blown off course.

Beckley, my twin? Truth is Mom cut off his ID bracelet and abandoned him at the hospital. She took the good looking one home with her.

[Trent]

It was pretty windy huh! When you set up 30 Rams and there are only 10 still standing by the time you walk back to the line... that is crazy. It is good practice though!

Beckley, my twin? Truth is Mom cut off his ID bracelet and abandoned him at the hospital. She took the good looking one home with her.

HAHAHAHAHHA!!

[Innocent]

McAlice ...who has the better art work, I mean tats?

Innocent

[Jim Beckley]

Mary, There are three things that I have never done and haven't been tempted as of this writing, I have never played golf, I have never slept with a man, and I have never voted for a democrat. Am I going to have to throw in that I'm not related to McAlice too?

[Trent]

And when/if you do add it to your list, in what order do you add it? Before or after sleeping with a man?

Oh man, McAlice sure has been catching a lot of crud lately!

[Innocent]

JB, boy there are some things in life that you still need experience! You should try shooting the little white ball into the hole with an air rifle, of course you may find that it does kind of piss off the greens keeper. As for sleeping with a man, thought you were in the army buddy, probably even before they put both sexes in the front line at the same time. If you still missed that expierence we can put you on a small sailboat with some guys. Now the voting for a deomcrat, well I can't help you there. As for being related to McAlice, he isn't all that bad, but like several guys I know, married to a die hard democrat and so pw'd he doesn't know what to do about it, although I will vouch for the fact that he does try to argue with the political callers.

McAlice, you feeling the love still? Trent there is no better man to pick on than the twim brothers, they thrive on the discussions. You should meet McAlice's running mate to the nationals several years ago, quite a world traveller and full of spunk. Even Commander Kitty loved the stories!

Innocent

[Jim Beckley]

The picture that I have in my mind, if we were twins, Mom wanted to breast feed but was unable to handle two so there explains why I am in favor of saving the ta-tas, and McAlice was left to fend with a Squirrel running around the yard! That pretty much explains one the size difference between us and two why Bob hates the tree rats! It all adds up to me.

[Bob259]

The picture that I have in my mind, if we were twins, Mom wanted to breast feed but was unable to handle two so there explains why I am in favor of saving the ta-tas, and McAlice was left to fend with a Squirrel running around the yard! That pretty much explains one the size difference between us and two why Bob hates the tree rats! It all adds up to me.